South African fast bowler to rescue England

taipan wrote:The SA thread. I have been tipped off who the second Irish poster is, but have been asks not to mention his name.

http://www.supersupporter.net/cricket/10928-siphe-mzaidume.html

Both the Irish players have been submitting comments to crocinfo that are being ignored.

Isn't the best way to contact them/slag them off through twatter?

tricycle wrote:Isn't the best way to contact them/slag them off through twatter?

Like this ?

http://storify.com/paperstargirl/on-stats-and-sexism

England you are welcome to this clown.

http://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2014-01-17-siphe-mzaidume-top-spinner-of-yarns/#.Utj3DcsaySM

I quite hope he somehow makes it into a county side just to see what he's about. He sounds like a character.

And that character is called Lord Dickface of Whatatwat.

tricycle wrote:Isn't the best way to contact them/slag them off through twatter?

Busy happening.

That's good.

taipan wrote:

tricycle wrote:Isn't the best way to contact them/slag them off through twatter?

Like this ?

http://storify.com/paperstargirl/on-stats-and-sexism

I don't consider her one of the best around at all (certainly not after her bullshit article about Tsolekile a while ago. Unsurprisingly writing off some of the criticism as race), but it is only an opinion in the Alviro Petersen article. Also got to say Pietersen's account handler, given the 3rd person in the opening post, didn't handle that too well.

In the Mzaidume case, she's hardly gotten any facts and gotten quite a few fallacies, and it's published as a news piece.

From twitter and the journalist who wrote the daily maverick piece

Just spoken to KP's management agency. They say: Kevin has never heard of Mr Mzaidume and has certainly not offered him any advice at all.

Not really surprising.

Pick him now! He has to be better than Bresnan and Rankin. In fact, pick any random South African between the ages of 18 and 40 and they would also fit that description.

Kate Brezie Bresnan
January 15
What do u guys think of the South African's media aggressive fight back to Siphe Mzaidume's reasons why he left South Africa?and Adidas UK's plan to lay on enhanced protection for Siphe Mzaidume when he's in South Africa?

Siphe Mzaidume has shrugged off fears that he will become public enemy No 1 when he goes to South Africa by saying that extra security will make him feel ‘like a rock star’.

His Sponsors Adidas UK are planning to lay on enhanced protection for cricketer in light of South Africa’s inflammatory comments calling on the South African public to give Siphe a ‘real hard time ’.

‘I’m not concerned at all, it’s up to Adidas if they feel it’s necessary,’ said Siphe. ‘I’ll feel like a rock star with some big body guars behind me! I'm ready for the back lash from South Africa,I expected it,I expect a tough time there and from the press, but i'm ready to cop it all,I'll take it all. They can bring it! I'm ready for it." — with Mk Rhino Raco and 3 others.

Kate Brezie Bresnan
December 26, 2013 · Edited
I just want to say a big thank u to Tim Bresnan,Kevin Pietersen and Siphe Mzaidume for the VIP passes to the players dressing room at Lunch time! Now me and my girls get to meet all the England players at Lunch. Thanks to these three super English guys. Love u guys so much! Xxxx — with Siphe Mzaidume at Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG).

Jonah Tayler Watson
January 10
Dear Ladies Around The World

Just want to let u all know that I'm marrying Siphe Mzaidume,Iv known him long before he became Rich and Famous! I see all these Sluty Models getting themselves close now that he's dominating news around the world. sorry ladies,its not going to happen:) — with Siphe Mzaidume.

We need this guy here. Get onto it Delllo



Darren Bird
October 5, 2013 via BlackBerry Smartphones App
"Siphe will be accepted as Australia's most successful overseas cricketer at a ceremony in Melbourne on Monday night ,he is the country's only black overseas cricketer to ever captain an Australian first grade team. The 23 year old is also ...See More — with Siphe Mzaidume.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=209753185872078&set=a.209753159205414.1073741834.100005121939040&type=1&theater

sipHe neeDs a HoMe
Our international star from last season Siphe Mzaidume is coming back to help the 1st XI up the ladder this season. Maybe you know someone willing to billet Siphe for the season and/or consider shared accommodation – he arrives in September and we have a budget to assist with costs. If you can assist,
please contact me on

http://www.emtcc2.vic.cricket.com.au/files/324/files/Newsletters%202013%202014/EMTCC%20Newsletter%201.pdf

taipan wrote:The SA thread. I have been tipped off who the second Irish poster is, but have been asks not to mention his name.

http://www.supersupporter.net/cricket/10928-siphe-mzaidume.html

DLS?

.

The plot thickens

https://www.facebook.com/kate.b.bresnan?fref=ts

You have to pick him now England.



Krisie Van der Merwe
January 13
This Morning a staggering 9,7million Ladies from all around South Africa Tweeted about Thabiso Mosia to get the Contriversial England Cricketer Siphe Mzaidume on power fm once again. The Ladies are obbsessed with the celebrated Cricketer's British Accent and want to hear him live on Air Again...Come on Thabiso Mosia!!#MakeItHappen#or else will we will come onto u hard! — with Martin Bones Mokhesi and 4 others.


https://www.facebook.com/krisie.vandermerwe

Don't know how somebody would think they could get away with all this. Screams conman without the artifice.

All the false FB accounts sort of gives it away

So does John Terry wear a Siphe Mzaidume shirt?


Brownyn Tredwell
December 20, 2013
Party tonight at Roof Gardens!! complimentary entrance for all before 11pm.Roof Gardens is one of the most famous clubs in London widely renowned for being a chillout spot for some of London's finest sportsmen like Ashley Cole,Siphe Mzaidume,kevin Pietersen,John Terry and Theo Wilcott.
For Guestlists n Groups call Maria on 07889597773! — with Josh Kururangi and 10 others.

https://www.facebook.com/brownyn.tredwell?hc_location=timeline

Surprised Terry hasn't shagged Katie Brezie Bresnan yet.

tricycle wrote:Surprised Terry hasn't shagged Katie Brezie Bresnan yet.

He would have a surprise if he did.

He might....

And is Theo Wilcott related to Theo Walcott?