English Domestic Season (2014)

PeterCS wrote:Gussie will drag them down yet, Merls ... put in an appearance and demoralise the whole camp.

The good thing right now Petey is that Gus the Pus is preoccupied with being an England selector . .
and this keeps him away from a thriving Middlesex squad. Huzzah!
He will, sadly, put in an appearance sometime, at which point I'm afraid Middlesex will implode (at the sight of him)!

Are Pears hell bent on playing Cosker into the England reckoning? I kid you not, he must have 30+ wickets this season after the michelle he took today.

Northants 384? Amazing. Just amazing. I'm welling up. It's so mega that I'm welling up in my pants as well.

Yep.
Northants lads are making a fist of it.
'ave a word will ya . . .
Sexies need the 24 points more than your guys need their 7 !!

No pouint in a draw for Middlesex, who should bash 50-70 very quickly tomorrow and declare ASAP. If Northants collapse as usual the Sexers will get full points; if the Pants do manage to win they're so low in the championship it won't hurt Middlesex.

So ... it'll be a draw.

lardbucket wrote:if the Pants do manage to win

lardbucket wrote:
So ... it'll be a draw.

Yep.
Scorcher today - a Lord's wicket - draw the only result.
Bugger.

130 ahead. You only need 200. Trust me, we're that feeble a side.

Pants is at least progress on total wank.

George Dockrell to solve England's spin problem?


(When he's not pretending to be George Dobell.)

All right, jk.

PeterCS wrote:Pants is at least progress on total wank.

Meh.

A better morning for the Pants.

Took 3 wickets.

Who gives a bibble. It's like following a school game, only less Rolf Harris-like.

Lancs starting to subside. At Taunton this week.

Shit declaration, IMO. Middx only went at 4's and took up 38 overs today. Leaving us around 68 overs to chase 300. OK, we're not likely to survive 70 overs, but you can't leave miracles to chance.

Northants 15-0. WIN ON!!!

Monkehh, how do you rate Pedro Tregos?

Decent county pro? Slogger dobber wankpants?

How do I rate Peter Trego? Currently, better than Alastair Cook

Brass Monkey wrote:How do I rate Peter Trego? Currently, better than Alastair Cook

I took a massive dump about an hour ago.

As I looked down at it I thought, "Currently, I rate you better than Alistair Cook."

Brass Monkey wrote:Shit declaration, IMO. Middx only went at 4's and took up 38 overs today. Leaving us around 68 overs to chase 300. OK, we're not likely to survive 70 overs, but you can't leave miracles to chance.

Spot on  - I totally agree.

A very Cook-like declaration  - ponderous, prolonged and irritating - leaving not much time/overs to finish the job.
Bugger.

Neil D wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:How do I rate Peter Trego? Currently, better than Alastair Cook

I took a massive dump about an hour ago.

As I looked down at it I thought, "Currently, I rate you better than Alistair Cook."

I looked at Northants earlier and thought 'God, I wish you were Alastair Cook'.

Merlin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Shit declaration, IMO. Middx only went at 4's and took up 38 overs today. Leaving us around 68 overs to chase 300. OK, we're not likely to survive 70 overs, but you can't leave miracles to chance.

Spot on  - I totally agree.

A very Cook-like declaration  - ponderous, prolonged and irritating - leaving not much time/overs to finish the job.
Bugger.

But... this is Northants and there's three-odd hours left. We've been blasted out in less time on around three occasions this season....

Brass Monkey wrote:

Merlin wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Shit declaration, IMO. Middx only went at 4's and took up 38 overs today. Leaving us around 68 overs to chase 300. OK, we're not likely to survive 70 overs, but you can't leave miracles to chance.

Spot on  - I totally agree.

A very Cook-like declaration  - ponderous, prolonged and irritating - leaving not much time/overs to finish the job.
Bugger.

But... this is Northants and there's three-odd hours left. We've been blasted out in less time on around three occasions this season....

Two down already. Effectively three down because Rob Keogh is out injured.

Worcs. back at the top of Div 2 then. I reckon 50 points from our remaining games should see us promoted - then again I might be hideously wrong.