England v New Zealand, 1st Test, Lord's, 21-25 May 2015

Probably tripped over a chair & pole vaulted through a window.

No, I kept my dignity by keeping my feelings under my desk.

Wood shouldn't get too upset, if he finished the test with only one wicket he'd be disappointed so it's only one of a few he would like to take on debut that he's missed out on.

Brass Monkey wrote:No, I kept my dignity by keeping my feelings under my desk.

http://www.gamegape.com/en-48198-mighty-desk-wobbler.html

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tricycle wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:No, I kept my dignity by keeping my feelings under my desk.

http://www.gamegape.com/en-48198-mighty-desk-wobbler.html

NSFW if your offices are game nazis

They are, but I'll have a go at home

Bullshit game.

F*ck off bell, just f*ck off.

Bell puts one down now off Stokes. Pretty ordinary test match he's having so far.

Allowing Guptill to get 25+ against a proper side isn't very encouraging.

vilkrang wrote:Bullshit game.

Yes, it truly is a horrendous game.

vilkrang wrote:Bullshit game.

The whole human condition summed up there.

tricycle wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:No, I kept my dignity by keeping my feelings under my desk.

http://www.gamegape.com/en-48198-mighty-desk-wobbler.html

NSFW if your offices are game nazis

A straight option?

Starring in the new series of Waking The Showpony:


James Anderson as Detective Inspector Dobberly.
Stuart Broad as Detective Sergeant Trundle.
Alastair Cook as Superintendent Cluelesstwat.

Guest Starring:

Martin Guptill as Johnny Howthef*ckishegettingtheseruns

You'll all tho tho thagging impathent!

Don't you know Tetht cricketh a game where thpectatorth need lotth n lotth of thtamina n thtaying power?

PeterCS wrote:You'll all tho tho thagging impathent!

Don't you know Tetht cricketh a game where thpectatorth need lotth n lotth of thtamina n thtaying power?

DS Trundle gets Johnny - he put his fingers in the till one too many times - hardly a great bit of detective work...

Pretty even. Think England need at least 3 in the evening session.

I'd say three will keep us in it. The problem is we can't really keep it tight. Actually looks a really nice deck for batting. Let's hope it deteriorates after tomorrow.

Well some old wankstain has just switched the TV over to IPL here so will catch up later.

They really need to stop teams losing a review when the difference is only one umpires call.

Ian Smith is a very annoying fat f*ck.

Typically lively Lord's deck.

Very nice batting from Williamson. I think some NZ fans would have felt their batting line up a touch shaky going into the series but signs are good so far. It's not just a case of England making them look good, although some of the bowling and fielding has been a bit of a let down.

Kallis is starting to annoy me too now.

Well, not Kallis. But that happy-firking-clappy ultrashort loop.

The Toad must be running a recent batting average in the stratosphere.

PeterCS wrote:Kallis is starting to annoy me too now.

Well, not Kallis. But that happy-firking-clappy ultrashort loop.

It only annoys me when I try to post something serious or even semi-serious and it's the first thing I see after posting.

I'll wait until I start shouting with rage and then I'll get rid.

New Zealand just about edging that day then...

But such is the beauty of test cricket that a strong session tomorrow morning and England are right back in it. Intriguing test although I'm feeling like a draw is coming.