England v Australia, 1st Test, Cardiff, 8-12 July, 2015

We're a bunch of qunts. Just saying.

And should've had a fourth. Good man Haddin, trying to keep the match alive.

Now he's just appealing like Kaluwitharana.

Will this be Bell's swansong?

Farking Haddin.  If he takes that the series is as good as over. 

Utter thunderQunt.

Red wrote:Will this be Bell's swansong?

F*ck no. You need 'experience'. We've been told that so many times over the last few weeks. So far 'experience' has gotten us 20ish runs for two wickets down.

Red wrote:Will this be Bell's swansong?

Duckscream, the way he's been going recently.

Will be funny if Ballance turns out to be England's top scorer.

We are in for a long and horrible summer. And f*ck my boss for tormenting me with every second of it.

The first attacking shot down the ground takes 17 overs to turn up.

Hopefully he takes his 2nd life and makes it count. Probably the one batsman in our team they would not have wanted to give a 2nd chance too.

He'll be out next over of course.

Paul Keating wrote:Fark!

SOS to Aussie forummers.

How do I watch this?

My satellite Foxtel does not get GEM and I don't have a normal antenna.

No Ashes for me it looks like!

$30 cricket.com.au 365 day pass

F*ck Bell is naive. I've seen him LBW to Starc and Jihnson with e ball swinging back into to him COUNTLESS times, and each time he looks dumbfounded that it's happened to him.

Henry wrote:F*ck Bell is naive. I've seen him LBW to Starc and Jihnson with e ball swinging back into to him COUNTLESS times, and each time he looks dumbfounded that it's happened to him.

No - just a qunt who flatters to deceive every so often.
Essentially, he's a shitbag.

He's a wankstained cherub who wants to be a sex pixie.

Henry wrote:F*ck Bell is naive. I've seen him LBW to Starc and Jihnson with e ball swinging back into to him COUNTLESS times, and each time he looks dumbfounded that it's happened to him.

What is an eball?

I dunno who Jihnson is but I like the sound of him

vilkrang wrote:We are in for a long and horrible summer. And f*ck my boss for tormenting me with every second of it.

Best advice to you is to go back to BJ Boss, ASAP.

Brass Monkey wrote:I dunno who Jihnson is but I like the sound of him

A combination of Jizz and Chin?

Anyway, f*ck you begrudgers who swore England would be 4 down by lunch.

"Quislings!", to use a favourite SNP phrase.

Only three, the open top bus has been booked, and NO tickets for you.

vilkrang wrote:Hopefully he takes his 2nd life and makes it count. Probably the one batsman in our team they would not have wanted to give a 2nd chance too.

He'll be out next over of course.

Provisionally good work from you, Vilko.

Bell and his natural (and vastly superior) successor Root both started dicily. The difference stopped there.

"Deathwish" Bell. Looked like he couldn't wait to get out. Time for the selectors to give him a big hand. A catapult flick back to the Bears.

He could at least have been the one to take the blow in the box. Because - to quote D Randall when head-hunted by Lillee - "nothing to hit there, mate".

Henry wrote:F*ck Bell is naive. I've seen him LBW to Starc and Jihnson with e ball swinging back into to him COUNTLESS times, and each time he looks dumbfounded that it's happened to him.

I imagine he looks dumbfounded in every given situation. Life happens to Ian Bell. He's just along for the ride.

Lindsay no.2 wrote:Missing by the looks of it.

Nice support from Ballance. Still he struggles to see the ball under his nose so I guess you can't expect him to have a clue where it is from the other end.

Probably as sick of I Ron Cubbard as the rest of us.

I fear the inevitable collapse after lunch.

182 all out.

Tied up on personal shit for the past 3 hours. So 3-44 looked grouse, but Neph has started to snatch the initiative then?

On the upside, I missed the slaughter at Lang Park. Luckily I tipped the Banjos.

So Haddit dropped a tough one off Root very early then. Looks to be costly.