Re: Ashes Fantasy Dream Team

by lardbucket Fri 10 Jul 2015, 13:45

You'll beat Zim.

by PeterCS Fri 10 Jul 2015, 13:59

Mebbe Zim's just waiting to see which way the First Test rolls ...

by spangler Fri 10 Jul 2015, 15:24

Brass Monkey wrote:Ohh, it's Khetan or something isn't it? Sorry, all you non-Dave types all sound the same

That's right. And I smell of curry.

by Brass Monkey Fri 10 Jul 2015, 16:20

I should hope so. I smell of pig-f*cking

by spangler Fri 10 Jul 2015, 16:44

2 pigs f*cking? Or human to pig f*cking?

I guess pig to human f*cking is an option as well

by Brass Monkey Fri 10 Jul 2015, 17:06

Uhh, human to pig f*cking. Plus hog roast

by lardbucket Sat 11 Jul 2015, 00:08

Brass Monkey wrote:Uhh, human to pig f*cking. Plus hog roast

k

Swine and knob cheese?

by PeterCS Sat 11 Jul 2015, 01:32

That is no Dream Team.

Too many catastrophes.

by lardbucket Sat 11 Jul 2015, 01:38

Bloody hell, wtf etc.

Second in the whole competition, currently.

Normally I'm groping around in the basement with Ang.

by PeterCS Sat 11 Jul 2015, 01:43

Did you manage to kick out the goat?

EDIT: "DO ....." (as a rule)

by lardbucket Sat 11 Jul 2015, 23:04

After day 3:

1. bakers dozen
Coached by: pieman
1,347

2. Gashtastic
Coached by: Ang
1,087

3. WGAF Chickens
Coached by: John
1,052

4. A Bomber Nation
Coached by: Martin
1,044

5. Gory Hole
Coached by: Shriram
1,033

6. BaylissIrishCream
Coached by: Dello
1,018

7. Suck My Cook
Coached by: Jay
1,010

8. 99ProbsAMitchAint1
Coached by: Nathan
872

9. Colostomy Bag XI
Coached by: Zim
0

(day 4 yet to be updated)

by Nath Sat 11 Jul 2015, 23:46

thanks Zimmy

by PeterCS Sun 12 Jul 2015, 00:40

That "pieman" is a good predictor, whoever he is.

The bookies must hate him.

(So far.)

by lardbucket Sun 12 Jul 2015, 00:42

Not sure how well he went on day 4 yet.

Sadly, I'm fairly sure 2nd overall in this competition after day 3 is going to be the high point of the whole Ashes series for me.

by lardbucket Mon 13 Jul 2015, 11:25

Overall standings after Test 1:

league rank, team/coach, points, overall comp rank

1, bakers dozen, pieman (lardbucket), 1732, 3rd
2. Suck My Cook, Jay (Spang), 1401, 1275th
3. A Bomber Nation, Martin (embee), 1396, 1338th
4. Gory Hole, Shriram (tricycle), 1370, 1573rd
5. BaylissIrishCream, Dello, 1369, 1583rd
6. Gashtastic, Ang, 1357, 1671st
7. WGAF Chickens, John (Growler), 1351, 1702nd
8. 99ProbsAMitchAint1 (Nathan), 1138, 2499th
9. Colostomy Bag XI (Zim), 0, last

It's all downhill from here.

by PeterCS Mon 13 Jul 2015, 11:37

It's all very tight, except at the top and bottom.

by Brass Monkey Mon 13 Jul 2015, 12:49

Fock this wank-arsed bullshit

by lardbucket Mon 13 Jul 2015, 14:08

You no Leica?

by Brass Monkey Mon 13 Jul 2015, 14:19

I picked a bunch of dribbling hornswagglers. A load of Hermann Goerings. They can swim in the blood of Jesus and get cleansed.

by PeterCS Mon 13 Jul 2015, 14:25

You're doing as well as Zim.

by Brass Monkey Mon 13 Jul 2015, 14:36

I put my faith in Bred Heddin. I don't deserve such kind words from you Peter.

by taipan Mon 13 Jul 2015, 15:50

Brass Monkey wrote:I picked a bunch of dribbling hornswagglers. A load of Hermann Goerings. They can swim in the blood of Jesus and get cleansed.

So Watson wasn't a good idea?

by Brass Monkey Mon 13 Jul 2015, 17:23

Pfffft. I wouldn't even pick Shane Watson in my 'Sounds like Bane Snotson XI'

by eowyn Mon 13 Jul 2015, 19:32

Is M.Marsh deffo going to play the next test? I picked him for the last test as I didn't want any of the other Aussie bats available and got" Nil points".

Just so you know, lardarse, IF I'd worked out how to make my boy captain before lockdown and not selected Marsh, I'd have a lot more points...

by Brass Monkey Mon 13 Jul 2015, 19:36

Yeah, I didn't realise there was a 'thing'. I had my captain as someone weird. Now I've gone to shit. I'd have had Rooty Toot.

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