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Post by skully Mon 06 Jul 2015, 22:46

Good to see you back, man.
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Post by beamer Mon 06 Jul 2015, 23:28

Welcome back to our sheep-sh...earing friend - couldn't let an Ashes Test in Wales pass by without an appearance, could we?

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Post by PeterCS Mon 06 Jul 2015, 23:44

Good to see your posts, DJ. Even if in sparse, stripped-down form.

Are you going to the Test?

Dello has a bit left in the kitty for an onsite reporter with hourly updates. A sort of monitoring check on the crowds of numpties doing the 'official' commentating. Wink
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Post by LeFromage Mon 06 Jul 2015, 23:46

A tenner if you streak and rub your nuts up and down Shane Watson's chin.
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Post by skully Tue 07 Jul 2015, 00:11

Make that £50. cheers
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Post by Merlin Tue 07 Jul 2015, 08:17

Aye, welcome back DJ.

There's another £50 in it for you if you can drop-kick Johnson in the nuts.

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Post by lardbucket Tue 07 Jul 2015, 08:33

skully wrote:Good to see you back, man.

yep

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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 09:03

Put a 1er in from me if you jizz on your hand and fling it on Cook.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 09:03

Also welcome back sweetness.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 07 Jul 2015, 10:41

Bloody hell, never mind S/M, bring out the S&L.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 10:49

Smerk - why didn't you ask Dello to reset your password?
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Post by skully Tue 07 Jul 2015, 15:39

Aye, the original Smerfy still holds 14th position on the most posts list with an impressive 15,751 posts. Seems a shame to start again.
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Post by DJ_Smerk - II Tue 07 Jul 2015, 18:07

Brass Monkey wrote:Smerk - why didn't you ask Dello to reset your password?

I didn't think it's possible?

If he can do it, I'll return as Elder Smerk.

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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 19:06

Oh Dello can do it alright. Dello can do nigh on anything. He can even ruin the careers of promising cricketers. Good to have you back in any format
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Post by LeFromage Tue 07 Jul 2015, 20:31

I don't even work here. Jesus.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 07 Jul 2015, 20:48

Fromage is Jesus already?
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Post by beamer Tue 07 Jul 2015, 20:58

Well, he clearly thought he was towards the end of his England career, if you believe KP.

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Post by LeFromage Tue 07 Jul 2015, 21:06

DJ_Smerk - II wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Smerk - why didn't you ask Dello to reset your password?

I didn't think it's possible?

If he can do it, I'll return as Elder Smerk.

Check PM.

If this forum ever stops running slower than an Alastair Cook ODI knock...
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Post by beamer Tue 07 Jul 2015, 21:10

Slower than an Inzamam quick single...a Jeremy Snape moon ball... a Bilal Shafayat twelfth man errand...

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Post by LeFromage Tue 07 Jul 2015, 21:41

Slower than David Warner contemplating the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 07 Jul 2015, 21:45

Slower than Kev realising he'll never get back in the England team?
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 22:02

Slower than it takes Cook to make a positive field change.
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Post by lardbucket Tue 07 Jul 2015, 22:05

Slower than kartesian logic.

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Post by LeFromage Tue 07 Jul 2015, 22:26

Slower than it takes to travel the length of Nasser Hussain's nose.
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Post by LeFromage Tue 07 Jul 2015, 22:33

Slower than it takes Ian Bell to list his qualities without using the word Maltesers.
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