Re: Welcome back to the Smerk

by Brass Monkey Tue 07 Jul 2015, 22:50

Slower than an Ashley Giles / Mark Richardson footrace. And jizz race.

by skully Tue 07 Jul 2015, 23:57

So it's just not my shit ISP. Damn, it is slow. Slower than Geoffrey Boycott bringing his girlfriend to orgasm - by slapping her.

by LeFromage Wed 08 Jul 2015, 00:02

Slower than Michael Clarke bending over to pick up a penny.

by furriner Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:19

Slower than Lalit Modi admitting he's a qunt.

by LeFromage Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:22

Slower than a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.

by lardbucket Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:23

slower than merlin

by lardbucket Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:23

moving on

by lardbucket Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:24

That was supposed to be one post. Honest.

by furriner Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:27

Slower than lard in a bucket.

by lardbucket Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:28

slower than furry swimming a river

by LeFromage Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:29

Slower than Elton John getting ready for bed during his first marriage.

by lardbucket Wed 08 Jul 2015, 07:31

That Reg Dwight one might register the full 1000 milliescargots on the Captain Slow scale.

by Brass Monkey Wed 08 Jul 2015, 08:40

Oh, you crafty little forum, you! You're quick very quick. Never seen a forum beat the snake before. Who are you? Reflexes that's what you've got.

by PeterCS Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:54

Beating the snake??

Tell your dom that.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2015, 21:10

Thanks Dello for reinstating me to my real form.

Think of me as Smerkdalf the White.

by skully Wed 08 Jul 2015, 21:17

Well done to Dello (what was the Cheese doing??) on getting the original Smerkles up and running. One "carry on sheepshagging" for old time's sake, Smerky. aces

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2015, 21:19

skully wrote:Well done to Dello (what was the Cheese doing??) on getting the original Smerkles up and running. One "carry on sheepshagging" for old time's sake, Smerky.