The Oz NSP thread

[horace]

The travails of the Oz NSP, let alone their oft bizarre decisions, seems a constant story.

Here the ABC is offering advice to them. It seems Kjnr has admitted to not having watched the Chips play a Shield match this season.

Link

Pretty sensible advice.

[Bradman]

Didn't hr admit during his playing days he rarely wsyvhrfatvhes he was involved in?

[Bradman]

OK. Got new toy with tiny leunpatd and fat conveys

[lardbucket]

You aren't playing with a vilkrangover?

[horace]

hehehe...have often wondered whether the NSP went the vilky bender route prior to selection meetings. Would explain a lot.

[Bradman]

Son gave me old iPhone. I think it aotp corrects spelling mistakes into foreign swear words

[horace]

So it speaks Taipan?

[skully]

NSP?? Qunts, the lot of 'em.

[Nath]

NSP?? Qunts, the lot of 'em.

[horace]

Well we will see whether the NSPs decision to select Postie and NS have I.proved the team from the nine in the last Test. At least NS can field, so mebbe we can say there are 9.1 players in the team.

Also Steak Knives retirement from test cricket should boost morale.

[horace]

Erm...make that IX.V, NS turned up.

[lardbucket]

Effigies going cheap.

[horace]

Effigies going cheap.

For the price of a match?

(not of the fixing variety one hopes - tho in other countries unkind explanations could be offered for the NSP's mystifying persistence in selecting Bog and Steak Knives)

[Nath]

I guess the Oz media wants the NSP to play 4 quicks in the Ashes Tests. I can't see it happening.

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