Australia Day

Cheers to Australians everywhere . . . how farkin blessed we are to be nasal, squinty-eyed bastards!!!!

It's grouse being an Aussie.

Farkin sage, ya sage squinted-eyed bastard.

Why today?

tac's just getting in early for tomoz.

Happy Oz Day

Happy Birthday to Captain Sooky

Happy whatever day it is for India to the Indians ...

I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

Merlin wrote:I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

And cheers to you Merls. Enjoy that OT. At least you can habve a laugh with us on the forum and also laugh at the rubes on Dickinfo.

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

I believe it is , Skull

Perhaps we should play a meaningless JAMODI series with India around Jan 26th each year ...be better than the underarm wanker series ...

skully wrote:

Merlin wrote:I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

And cheers to you Merls. Enjoy that OT. At least you can habve a laugh with us on the forum and also laugh at the rubes on Dickinfo.

Learn to ****** read you SGDT...he said the barbies will be doing overtime ...not him ....

embee wrote:

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

I believe it is , Skull

Perhaps we should play a meaningless JAMODI series with India around Jan 26th each year ...be better than the underarm wanker series ...

You wank overarm?

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

Jim speaks the truth.

The 26th of January is Republic Day in India, marking the day that India kicked the Poms out to become a Republic.

So happy Republic Day to all our Indian friends.

I'm celebrating both days by having people around for a barbie. Cricket and tennis on the tele, swimming in the backyard, lamb on the barbie and cold ones in the esky... all we need is the weather to be kind.

Cheers.

taipan wrote:

embee wrote:

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

I believe it is , Skull

Perhaps we should play a meaningless JAMODI series with India around Jan 26th each year ...be better than the underarm wanker series ...

You wank overarm?

No ...I have someone do it for me ...

embee wrote:

taipan wrote:

embee wrote:

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

I believe it is , Skull

Perhaps we should play a meaningless JAMODI series with India around Jan 26th each year ...be better than the underarm wanker series ...

You wank overarm?

No ...I have someone do it for me ...

What does Trev charge?

Hass wrote:I'm celebrating both days by having people around for a barbie. Cricket and tennis on the tele, swimming in the backyard, lamb on the barbie and cold ones in the esky... all we need is the weather to be kind.

Cheers.

Tandoori Lamb?



Funny how our national day celebrates the Poms coming and the Indian's celebrate the opposite.

Must be a northern hemsiphere thing.

Hass wrote:

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

Jim speaks the truth.

The 26th of January is Republic Day in India, marking the day that India kicked the Poms out to become a Republic.

So happy Republic Day to all our Indian friends.

I'm celebrating both days by having people around for a barbie. Cricket and tennis on the tele, swimming in the backyard, lamb on the barbie and cold ones in the esky... all we need is the weather to be kind.

Cheers.

Marinate some lamb in a curry paste , Hass ...celebrate both days

JGK wrote:[quote="HassI'm celebrating both days by having people around for a barbie. Cricket and tennis on the tele, swimming in the backyard, lamb on the barbie and cold ones in the esky... all we need is the weather to be kind.

Cheers.

Tandoori Lamb?[/quote]

Nah, he's just burning the effigy of sheep . . .

embee wrote:

skully wrote:

Merlin wrote:I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

And cheers to you Merls. Enjoy that OT. At least you can habve a laugh with us on the forum and also laugh at the rubes on Dickinfo.

Learn to ****** read you SGDT...he said the barbies will be doing overtime ...not him ....

Apologies. Half cut so only half-reading the posts!!!

tac wrote:

embee wrote:

taipan wrote:

embee wrote:

skully wrote:Did I hear correctly that it's also India's "national" day tomorrow?? Jim Maxwell said so on ABC Radio, so it must be right.

I believe it is , Skull

Perhaps we should play a meaningless JAMODI series with India around Jan 26th each year ...be better than the underarm wanker series ...

You wank overarm?

No ...I have someone do it for me ...

What does Trev charge?

Why would I know that? ...I'm not a dubber

skully wrote:

embee wrote:

skully wrote:

Merlin wrote:I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

And cheers to you Merls. Enjoy that OT. At least you can habve a laugh with us on the forum and also laugh at the rubes on Dickinfo.

Learn to ****** read you SGDT...he said the barbies will be doing overtime ...not him ....

Apologies. Half cut so only half-reading the posts!!!

Thought you might be ....Good drop of red?

embee wrote:

skully wrote:

embee wrote:

skully wrote:

Merlin wrote:I guess all the barbies will be flamin' away doing overtime tomorrow ...

Happy Aus day fellas ... Enjoy.

And cheers to you Merls. Enjoy that OT. At least you can habve a laugh with us on the forum and also laugh at the rubes on Dickinfo.

Learn to ****** read you SGDT...he said the barbies will be doing overtime ...not him ....

Apologies. Half cut so only half-reading the posts!!!

Thought you might be ....Good drop of red?

Meh. Tastes like sh!t but does the job. I drink in too large a volume to buy the top shelf stuff.

Demelza wrote:"On Australia Day we come together as a nation to celebrate what's great
about Australia and being Australian. It's the day to reflect on what
we have achieved and what we can be proud of in our great nation."

Go on then....tell us please.

Well for one thing ...Were not poms ...

Anything after that doesn't really matter

David Boon


David Boon is one of the toppest Aussies ever. He was a member of the
Australian cricket team from 1984 to 1996. They called him 'Stumpy'
because he batted with tree stumps instead of SS Jumbos. Boony is a
proud Tasmanian and if you knocked Tassie in front of him he would
probably kill you. In 1988 he spewed on national TV when he was playing
at Adelaide Oval. Although Boonie is a short man, he has been known to
sink a shitload of piss. In 1989 he became an Australian cricketing hero
when he put back 52 beers on the way to a cricket match in England.
If you tried to drink as much as Boonie you would probably die.
Boonie is a top Aussie.