Re: The Simpsons Quote Thread!!!!

by doremi Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17

Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. (Calls out) Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?!
(Everyone snickers)
Moe: (to Bart) Listen to me, you little puke! One of these days, I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

by Winkle Spinner Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27

How does the one involving Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo go?

by skully Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40

Winkle Spinner wrote:How does the one involving Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo go?

Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

by Winkle Spinner Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45

skully wrote:
Winkle Spinner wrote:How does the one involving Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo go?
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

Marvellous.

by HH_pink Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33

doremi wrote:Mission accomplished.

I gotcha before that! It's now here for posterity (or until Lags grows a brain large enough to acquire a little more computer skills than his current Shakespeare's monkey form and attacks the forum).

by HH_pink Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41

skully wrote:Long day on the books Pinky???

Long day in bed, actually. Had just come in to work at 3 in the afternoon (one of the occasional perks of being a grad student - when your supervisor is absent bounce

), so I guess I was still a bit groggy from all the exhausting sleep.

Jeez, look at my excuse! santa

by skully Fri 29 Feb 2008, 00:33

by DJ_Smerk Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31

Montgomery Burns: [very badly disguised with a fake moustache] Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away.
Montgomery Burns: [to himself] Yes, that'll do.
Montgomery Burns: [back to Mayor Quimby] Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

by DJ_Smerk Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:32

Who on the forum, likes the way, Snrub thinks?

by Guest Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:10

Can't remember the exact quote for this one, but Homer is sat in bed whittling down a battery because it's not the right size for whatever he needs.

by Hass Sat 27 Mar 2010, 15:27

Homer: Hello. My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

by Nath Sun 28 Mar 2010, 09:11

Seymour Skinner: We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Meyer.
Edna Krabappel: Who can tell me the atomic weight of bolognium?
Martin: Ooh ... delicious?
Edna Krabappel: Correct. I would also accept snacktacular.

by lardbucket Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:42

You don't win friends with salad

by Zat Thu 03 Feb 2011, 06:16

OK, not exactly Simpsons quotes, but classic stuff.

It seems that if you take all the clips from the McBain movies Homer watched in the early episodes of The Simpsons, you can put them together and make a mini movie.

Fortunately, someone else (the guys at College Humor) have done the work. Enjoy...

by Hass Thu 03 Feb 2011, 12:28

I'm thinking of holding another meeting... in bed.

That compilation's gold Zat!

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Feb 2011, 12:36

Marge Simpson: "So my husband goes to a bar every night. Whoop dee doo. Who gives a bibble? Gabba-gabba hey."

by Zat Wed 06 Apr 2011, 11:24

Unfortch, the vid a couple of posts previous has been killed. Probably by the overzealous nazis at Fox.

To make up for it, I thought I should post these two, which I just stumbled across. It's the best moments of Hans Moleman from the first 20 seasons.

by Yorkie Jill Sat 23 Jun 2012, 01:36

At the opening of the Burns Wing:
Miss Hoover (I think) 'He's bad. But he'll die. So I like it.'

by JGK Wed 02 Oct 2013, 04:14

Who's it going to be?

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/the-simpsons-to-kill-off-a-popular-character-but-who-20131002-2urp9.html

by skully Wed 02 Oct 2013, 04:33

Moe Szyslak or Principal Skinner.

by Nath Wed 02 Oct 2013, 08:58

skully wrote:Moe Szyslak or ~~Principal Skinner.~~ Armin Tamzarian

fixed for accuracy

by Big Dog Wed 02 Oct 2013, 09:14

I voted for krusty

by skully Wed 02 Oct 2013, 09:29

Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Moe Szyslak or ~~Principal Skinner.~~ Armin Tamzarian
fixed for accuracy

Heh, very good, Nath. Very Happy

by JGK Thu 04 Feb 2016, 22:46

So. Very. Awesome.

http://www.wired.com/2016/02/ultimate-simpsons-search-engine-pairs-quotes-with-stills/

https://frinkiac.com/

by embee Mon 14 Mar 2016, 13:02

Oh sweet dairy queen, when will it stop?

That sound you've been hearing is a collective "d'oh!" from Channel 7 News executives. Followed by a collective groan from their poor administrative assistants. Don't have a cow? How about don't have a social media brain wave?

The washout from an unwise call for public contributions to the network's news division shows no signs of abating as Simpsons memes continue to flood into the 7 News accounts across Australia. And unlike the minor ratings upheaval at breakfast TV, this time they can't blame Channel 9.

It began, as so many modern media disasters do, with an innocent thought: let's get viewers to send us images from crime scenes or potential crime scenes or, hell, scenes which could be crimes scenes if you consider even petty disputes and people shouting at each other crime scenes – and if you've got footage we do, we certainly do.

One of the cheeky news tip offs sent to 7 News.
One of the cheeky news tip offs sent to 7 News. Photo: Four Finger Discount/Facebook
When 7 News Australia's Facebook page was offered images of "a man loitering outside the campus of my university and stealing people's wallets", by someone called "Andrew", the offer was quickly accepted. "Hi Andrew – any information or pictures you'd like to share?" was the 7 News response.

It was then that a can of whuppass worthy of Simpson's school bully, Nelson Muntz, was unleashed. "Andrew" responded with a shot from a Simpson's episode where Muntz was collecting some cash. Criminal? Yes. Funny? Even more so.

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But better was to come as this Andrew turned out to be part of a bunch of online comedy vandals who, under different names, began offering more footage of Simpson-inspired "crimes" to 7 News in different cities. A crazed maniac driving a bus outside a school? Here's a shot of Homer behind the wheel. A convenience store hold up? Oh look, it's Apu, hands in the air.

An anomaly in the sky? Tell us! A newly invented car? Send it in! An old man who drove into a house? Want pictures? Wait, not so fast, this isn't a callous news organisation. "Is he ok?" Was the first response from this 7 employee. Quickly – as in within the same post – followed by: "send them on please with a phone number for yourself and the address and time of where it happened. Cheers". It was, you will be shocked to hear, Homer's dotty dad.

This very, very bad and in no way amusing at all – wipe that thought from your mind right now - trolling trended quickly enough and the gag went, as they like to say, viral as plenty more got in on the act. Listen closely and you could almost certainly hear Nelson's derisive bark of a laugh repeated.

(Though maybe not quite as enthusiastically from other media who after the initial giggle would know they're only one online misstep away from something similar.)

And it's still going, leaving the poor low-level staff members who must monitor the social media pages, a tad tired and maybe even tetchy. No network is going to refuse to take viewer contributions after all so there can't be some giant switch off of social media. Remember, Kent Brockman needs to read something on the nightly bulletin.

Of course some at 7 wised up and responded in kind: "Would you be willing to wear a large novelty hat and take videos from inside the store," a 7 News staffer replied to one offer. "Only agree if you are not afraid of bees."

Laugh? What choice did they have. It's not like they can bribe these gagsters to stop with doughnuts.

Hmm, doughnuts ....

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