I've just bought tickets....

holcs wrote:
Ah, and your still a nuckle dragging, coal chomping Northerner.

I farking hate cider, its for those inbreds in the West Country, but Old Rosie is potent stuff compared to the p1ss weak lager we get down here.

Although we can all agree that the Aussie fizzie, bass shandy strength Lager is by far the worst!

Don't we have the same beers then? Is whiskey stronger up there or something?

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:
Ah, and your still a nuckle dragging, coal chomping Northerner.

I farking hate cider, its for those inbreds in the West Country, but Old Rosie is potent stuff compared to the p1ss weak lager we get down here.

Although we can all agree that the Aussie fizzie, bass shandy strength Lager is by far the worst!

Don't we have the same beers then? Is whiskey stronger up there or something?

Nah they drink alcoholic treacle and stuff don't they?

Brass Monkey wrote:

I'd just tell you that food stamps are getting cancelled. You'd probably die of a heart attack and/or great sorrow.

PMSL

holcs wrote:Nah they drink alcoholic treacle and stuff don't they?

Pffft. We call that 'Special Brew' down here.

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:Nah they drink alcoholic treacle and stuff don't they?

Pffft. We call that 'Special Brew' down here.

Good point.

All we get really is some poncy Ale, that isn't Ale, fizzy lager and ponsy cocktails.

SO I have to just drink Guiness!!

holcs wrote:
Good point.

All we get really is some poncy Ale, that isn't Ale, fizzy lager and ponsy cocktails.

SO I have to just drink Guiness!!

Doesn't anybody do chasers anymore? Cheap doubles in most of the pubs around my area.

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:
Good point.

All we get really is some poncy Ale, that isn't Ale, fizzy lager and ponsy cocktails.

SO I have to just drink Guiness!!

Doesn't anybody do chasers anymore? Cheap doubles in most of the pubs around my area.

Nah, not really. The fad down here is get a smany Sambuca's down your gullet as you can, and then wash em down with a pint basically.

holcs wrote:
Nah, not really. The fad down here is get a smany Sambuca's down your gullet as you can, and then wash em down with a pint basically.

[trueman] Sambuca? Southern ponce [/trueman]

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:
Nah, not really. The fad down here is get a smany Sambuca's down your gullet as you can, and then wash em down with a pint basically.

[trueman] Sambuca? Southern ponce [/trueman]

Aye.... but you can substitute in Tequila or Aftershock, Jeigermeister - oh thats anoth fad, JeigerBombs - everywhere!

Jagerbombs are pretty damn good. I've had a few 'health warnings' before having more than two, because of the Red Bull. Rumours are it's going to get banned over here soon.

Brass Monkey wrote:Jagerbombs are pretty damn good. I've had a few 'health warnings' before having more than two, because of the Red Bull. Rumours are it's going to get banned over here soon.

What the bombs? Or the Red Bull?

Yeh, they are ok, but more than two and you start looking like LLL at the money stroke over a Vaughan cover drive!!! And your heart wants to jump out of your chest!

Just the Red Bull. Two or three pubs I've been in reckon they have to warn people now, if they see them having drank more than 2.

Mick Jagger dropping bombs?

Schitzkrieg??

Wot next??

I suppose, if it gives you wings ...

it's bombs away in old Bombay, duck

Jesus, do you two 'boys' sit down to p**s, or what? Honestly, it's like listening to two prepubescent schoogirls sitting on a park bench. 'I had a sambucca last night.' 'Ooh did ya? I had three cans of Red Bull with vodka in it and I was only sick twice.'

Unbelievable the pair of yers.

Brass Monkey wrote:I don't mind you calling me any names, but I don't speak like a mockney tosser - you f*cking racist - savvern cant is actually suv'n qunt round my way.

I'm sorry but I don't believe you. No one living South of Watford brought up in those parts can pronounce the letter 'u' in the word c**t, no one. It's an undisputable fact of life.