Re: What power would you prefer............?

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 11:46

holcs wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:Ancient Indian scriptures have it that the Gods, fallen angels, Rishis used to get the ladies pregnant just by a look. Their seed was transferred through divine (daivic) energy-mass transfer and not the physical way. So the ladies who got pregnant in such fashion were physically virgin but could beget children. I want similar powers.

Wheres the fun in that?

that depends.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 11:53

Gandharva ~ hindu terminology for fallen angels/spirits

There is a belief that these gandharvas will occasionally visit earth and persuade young unmarried women and vanish after making them pregnant and leaving the life of these women in grief.

In Hinduism, the Gandharvas (Sanskrit: गंधर्व, gandharva) are male nature spirits, husbands of the Apsaras. Some are part animal, usually a bird or horse. They have superb musical skills. They guarded the Soma and made beautiful music for the gods in their palaces.

In Hindu theology, Gandharvas act as messengers between the gods and humans. In Hindu law, a Gandharva marriage is one contracted by mutual consent and without formality.

by eowyn Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:02

holcs wrote:
eowyn wrote:
holcs wrote:
Merlin wrote:

I would like to be able to teleport. Thanks
Where are you posting from right now? :?:

Surrey.

But I would most like to be able to just teleport! Would make life infinately easier!

Bandwagon jumper.....

Excuse me. Couldn't be bothered to read the rest of it. Did someone else say this first?

Possibly.....

by holcs Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:04

eowyn wrote:
holcs wrote:
eowyn wrote:
holcs wrote:
Merlin wrote:

I would like to be able to teleport. Thanks
Where are you posting from right now? :?:

Surrey.

But I would most like to be able to just teleport! Would make life infinately easier!

Bandwagon jumper.....

Excuse me. Couldn't be bothered to read the rest of it. Did someone else say this first?

Possibly.....

Ah well my sincerest apologies!!

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:05

In G-Man mythology, perking fine birds is as close to heaven as man is likely to get. When 'the business' is just finishing it is appropriate to roar like a Yeti and then scream like a Wendigo.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:08

I have researched this topic .. basically man is attracted not so much to the fine bird but to the unmolested soul of the bird.

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:12

*Buckaroo* wrote:I have researched this topic .. basically man is attracted not so much to the fine bird but to the unmolested soul of the bird.

Pffft. If G-Manology has taught us anything it's that the idolisation of women through the form of other religions simply served the earlier races as a form of contraception. Their souls have nothing to do with it, agreed that I've not coveted some fine birds due to their souls being out of whack, but that is few and far between.

by eowyn Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:12

Some of that actually makes sense, buck.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:13

history has it that man was attracted to the physicality of beauty .. but I think it is the soul/aura that makes the physical beautiful.

IOW soul/aura is the trigger.

by eowyn Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:16

No, I meant some men don't like 'used' goods.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:18

eowyn wrote:No, I meant some men don't like 'used' goods.

No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:20

*Buckaroo* wrote:history has it that man was attracted to the physicality of beauty .. but I think it is the soul/aura that makes the physical beautiful.

IOW soul/aura is the trigger.

Bullshit. I've known some 'beautiful souls' that have been real freaks of nature and some 'ugly mofo souls' that have been a treat to the eyes. You're talking dross.

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:21

*Buckaroo* wrote:No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

No wonder you don't get much. No wonder.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:24

Brass Monkey wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:history has it that man was attracted to the physicality of beauty .. but I think it is the soul/aura that makes the physical beautiful.

IOW soul/aura is the trigger.

Bullshit. I've known some 'beautiful souls' that have been real freaks of nature and some 'ugly mofo souls' that have been a treat to the eyes. You're talking dross.

'beautiful souls' .. but you should also be able to benefit.

that is the discriminatory criteria every man exercises. We select the souls from which we are able to individually gain. Phyisicality is a signature that indicates desirability of the soul for your purpose.

Everyone is like a jigsaw puzzle differently aligned (but essentially the same) .. we all need particular specimens/aspects to match our alignment (of the soul).

by *Buckaroo* Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:25

Brass Monkey wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

No wonder you don't get much. No wonder.

by taipan Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:27

Brass Monkey wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

No wonder you don't get much. No wonder.

To me the amazing part would be if he got any.

by tac Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:30

taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

No wonder you don't get much. No wonder.

To me the amazing part would be if he got any.

Come on, Nigel, even you get some . . . albeit makebelieve sex on a cricket forum . . .

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:38

taipan wrote:
To me the amazing part would be if he got any.

Well, I remember him saying he was a virgin and then him saying he'd 'been deflowered' therefore, that's 'some'.

by taipan Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:42

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
To me the amazing part would be if he got any.

Well, I remember him saying he was a virgin and then him saying he'd 'been deflowered' therefore, that's 'some'.

deflowered by a virgin?

by Brass Monkey Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:45

taipan wrote:
deflowered by a virgin?

Uhhh, I don't know by whom. I just know he was a virgin until reasonably recently. Or maybe he still is. I don't know. He was going on about some 'beautiful soul'.

by mynah Tue 08 Apr 2008, 12:59

Brass Monkey wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:No man likes it.

they basically want to feed/recharge the soul by using up someone else's soul. Sex is a medium for this transfer.

No wonder you don't get much. No wonder.

As a chat-up line "I want to steal your soul" leaves much to be desired, especially if he is nibbling at her neck simultaneously.

by Batman Tue 08 Apr 2008, 13:25

Merlin wrote: Movement of object tele-kinetically would be cool.

Yeah. That way at least You would have the power to get it up.....

Twisted Evil

by mynah Tue 08 Apr 2008, 13:50

All these special skills may be great - but you may not want to spread them around too much, and you may get more than you bargained for...

There is the story of Batman passing Catwoman's bedroom and, glancing through the window, sees her lying there starkers on her back.

Ah, he thinks, this is his chance - and being superfast, he'll be in and out before she even knows what happened.

He swoops through the window, and a split second later there is a terrible scream. "Ew,!" Catwoman exclaims, "What was that?!"

"Dunno, just heard this whoosh, and the next moment I had a terrible pain up my arse!" replies Invisible Man.

by Batman Tue 08 Apr 2008, 14:11

That joke Mynah was not with Batman and Catwoman. Batman is a human being with no powers. He is just in great physical shape and is a master of most known human combat modes and detective skills. He is a normal guy. Just someone in great shape in spandex.

The one in the joke is about Superman [He has the superpowers to fly at Superspeed and be out in a second in this joke]. He flies by fast and lays Wonder Woman or so he thinks. But it is Invisible Man he lays into without realizing.....

Very Happy

by Merlin Tue 08 Apr 2008, 14:44

Batman wrote:
Merlin wrote: Movement of object tele-kinetically would be cool.

Yeah. That way at least You would have the power to get it up.....

Yeah smartarse ... and I'd make damn sure yours was permanently down and out ...
naughty

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