Re: What power would you prefer............?

by G.Wood Wed 09 Apr 2008, 02:25

skully wrote:No thanks, I've just had a tasty Lamb Korma.

subicunut

by skully Wed 09 Apr 2008, 02:47

Phurt.

by Guest Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:13

horace wrote:the sun now rose upon the right ......
out of the sea came he
still hid in mist and on the left...
went down into the sea

and i had done done a hellish thing and it would work em woe
for all avered i had killed the bird that made the breeze to blow

aah wretch ........

Not very nice, killing birds, is it?

by mynah Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:27

Presumably someone who voted for the "want to fly" option...

by horace Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:50

Demelza wrote:
horace wrote:the sun now rose upon the right ......
out of the sea came he
still hid in mist and on the left...
went down into the sea

and i had done done a hellish thing and it would work em woe
for all avered i had killed the bird that made the breeze to blow

aah wretch ........
Not very nice, killing birds, is it?

not a nice poem either...have tried to persuade Ms H's cats that their powers and rights do not extend to knocking off birdlife

by tac Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:52

horace wrote:
Demelza wrote:
horace wrote:the sun now rose upon the right ......
out of the sea came he
still hid in mist and on the left...
went down into the sea

and i had done done a hellish thing and it would work em woe
for all avered i had killed the bird that made the breeze to blow

aah wretch ........
Not very nice, killing birds, is it?

not a nice poem either...have tried to persuade Ms H's cats that their powers and rights do not extend to knocking off birdlife

Yep, Wordsworth has a lot to answer for . . .

by Batman Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:55

taipan wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Batman wrote:
Merlin wrote: Movement of object tele-kinetically would be cool.

Yeah. That way at least You would have the power to get it up.....

Yeah smartarse ... and I'd make damn sure yours was permanently down and out ...

I tend to think it already is, if you remember his ramblings about urine and semen.

Ooh. So farking obsessed about my sexual abilities.....Why don't you worry about yours you bloody gay cunut and hold onto your wife before you lose here permanently.....

Laughing

by Batman Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:58

Merlin wrote:
Batman wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Batman wrote:
Merlin wrote: Movement of object tele-kinetically would be cool.

Yeah. That way at least You would have the power to get it up.....

Yeah smartarse ... and I'd make damn sure yours was permanently down and out ...

You would need to find me first.....
With my powers of either invisibility or changing my appearance, you would never find me and I could always walk up to you and kill you first before you even knew what hit you.....

Tele-kinetic powers extend to the senses of smell and ultra sight and sound.
So ... I'd smell you first (jebeezus, do I have to... all that p!ss and wind?) ...
...then hear your padded feet trip tripping towards me,
...then I'd see the weapon and turn it upon you ....
Checkmate ... a self inflicted murder.
So there.

Those extra sensory powers only happen with people with animal like powers - Beat, Wolverine, Animal Man etc. They don't happen to peole with telekinetic powers - Marvel Girl [Phoenix].

You don't even know what powers you have got properly. Perhaps it is the power of self delusion or self deception.....

naughty

by horace Wed 09 Apr 2008, 08:59

wordsworth has a host of golden daffs to answer for but not the rhyme of....mind you another poet was also answerable for 'delicate mother kangaroo..

by tac Wed 09 Apr 2008, 09:18

horace wrote:wordsworth has a host of golden daffs to answer for but not the rhyme of....mind you another poet was also answerable for 'delicate mother kangaroo..

Wordsworth actually wrote part of The rhyme of and without his help it pobably wouldn't have been finished . . . I blame him.

by horace Wed 09 Apr 2008, 09:31

tac wrote:
horace wrote:wordsworth has a host of golden daffs to answer for but not the rhyme of....mind you another poet was also answerable for 'delicate mother kangaroo..

Wordsworth actually wrote part of The rhyme of and without his help it pobably wouldn't have been finished . . . I blame him.

really...did not know that...he certainly does have a lot to answer for then...wonder which bits?...as part of the punishment for not memorising daffs and the rhyme i had to repeatedly write many copies of the poems (just the 2nd section of the rhyme tho)

by tac Wed 09 Apr 2008, 09:45

horace wrote:
tac wrote:
horace wrote:wordsworth has a host of golden daffs to answer for but not the rhyme of....mind you another poet was also answerable for 'delicate mother kangaroo..

Wordsworth actually wrote part of The rhyme of and without his help it pobably wouldn't have been finished . . . I blame him.

really...did not know that...he certainly does have a lot to answer for then...wonder which bits?...as part of the punishment for not memorising daffs and the rhyme i had to repeatedly write many copies of the poems (just the 2nd section of the rhyme tho)

One part that was definitely written by WW was the "and stoppeth one of three" lines. . .

by lardbucket Wed 09 Apr 2008, 10:25

more Wordsworth (maybe) ...

So fill my glass and I'll park my arse
and a tale to you I'll tell
Of Deadeye Dick and Mexico Pete
and the gentle Eskimo Nell.

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