Re: No Vegemite for Aussies!

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 08 May 2008, 12:46

Prove it, big boy.

by skully Thu 08 May 2008, 12:49

This could get messy.

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 08 May 2008, 12:50

I sincerely hope so. naughty

by skully Thu 08 May 2008, 12:53

Dirty girl.

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 08 May 2008, 12:54

And you love it.

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 12:54

There. You're done. Have a good time?

by skully Thu 08 May 2008, 12:55

Brass Monkey wrote:There. You're done. Have a good time?

Smooth operator. Cool

by taipan Thu 08 May 2008, 12:55

That was quick

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 12:56

What can I say, I'm damned efficient.

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 08 May 2008, 12:58

Brass Monkey wrote:There. You're done. Have a good time?

Errr, speed isn't everything, you know. In fact, too much speed can cause the aim to go astray . . . from the sound of it there's a very satisfied mare in the closest paddock . . .

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 13:02

I don't mean to be quick. I blame the greens giving me a short attention span and I blame the women for their bodies not being able to cope with my machine like method and accuracy.

by freddled gruntbuggly Thu 08 May 2008, 13:05

Then stick to the horses. They seem to be able to cope.

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 13:06

I haven't fluffed for years. Not since the chip fat accident in '89. Sad times.

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:10

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Hmmmmm, you do sound as though you might actually know what you're doing. Visiting Aus any time soon . . . ?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Big Jack the Sequel - starring Danny in the lead role.

bounce

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:12

eowyn wrote:Can you do two at once, Danny?

He certainly was working on Jack and Merls at the same time sometime back.....

Twisted Evil

by skully Thu 08 May 2008, 13:13

Brass Monkey wrote:I haven't fluffed for years. Not since the chip fat accident in '89. Sad times.

1989. Good times. cheers

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:15

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Maybe you gave a really good demonstration . . .
Aye, maybe I did... angles for the g-spot, description of mouth usage, body position for using both limbs - I'm a 'kin maestro. Let me know if you need to get your missus goin
Missus? Me? .
I was thinking of letting you know the next time I needed a good going over and none of the lads was available.

They usually run away after seeing you drunk.....
Razz

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:21

taipan wrote:That was quick

Quicker than Zimmy's 13 seconds. Is that a world record?

:laule: bounce

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:24

Huzzah. Another great thread after JD's celebrations.

cheers

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 13:25

Batman wrote:
He certainly was working on Jack and Merls at the same time sometime back.....

Yeah, they're slags though. I was banging one with my Jimmy, the other with a strap-on on the knee - inventive, seedy, grim and mind-warping.

by tac Thu 08 May 2008, 13:27

Don't believe him, batty, old Danny boy was just the meat in the sandwich . .. merls and I went from both end and farkin near touched in the middle. Had D-boy twirling like a pig on a spit . . .

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 13:28

tac wrote:Don't believe him, batty, old Danny boy was just the meat in the sandwich . .. merls and I went from both end and farkin near touched in the middle. Had D-boy twirling like a pig on a spit . . .

Surely that was my mum?

by Batman Thu 08 May 2008, 13:29

You got competition Taips. You and Dem aren't the only cyber-romping couple on this forum now.....

bounce

Tonite's premier featuring Danny and Taily.....
applause

by tac Thu 08 May 2008, 13:30

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:Don't believe him, batty, old Danny boy was just the meat in the sandwich . .. merls and I went from both end and farkin near touched in the middle. Had D-boy twirling like a pig on a spit . . .

Surely that was my mum?

Your mum didn't like the look of merls . . . I took her one-on-one out of respect for her gammy hip . . .

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 May 2008, 13:35

tac wrote:
Your mum didn't like the look of merls . . . I took her one-on-one out of respect for her gammy hip . . .

Rheumatoid arthritis eh? Whatta be-atch.

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