No Vegemite for Aussies!

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

So what, if you've seen one pair that should be the end of it? FYI, I like to see as many norks as possible.

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

Not recently enough to remember what to do with them, probably.

Phurt, I've seen plenty of recent times.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

Not recently enough to remember what to do with them, probably.

She's giving a good demonstration....

Brass Monkey wrote:Phurt, I've seen plenty of recent times.

Er?

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

Not recently enough to remember what to do with them, probably.

She's giving a good demonstration....

There are better ways to treat boobs.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

Not recently enough to remember what to do with them, probably.

She's giving a good demonstration....

There are better ways to treat boobs.

Ah, tails pretending she knows about sex . . . sweet.

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Phurt, I've seen plenty of recent times.

Er?

I've seen plenty of babylons of recent times.

Ah, taccyboy projecting his own failings on others again . . . 'sweet'? No, tedious.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Ah, taccyboy projecting his own failings on others again . . . 'sweet'? No, tedious.

Anyway, I certainly dislike women casting aspersions of 'what to do with them[women]' a lot of women like a lot of different things and most of them are pretty forward, clear cut and bossy about what they want - there's no formula ladies and you'd probably be insulted if I reckoned there was.

Although my pie-eating technique is a nailed on certainty. This youngster I know tried it the other day and got the results he'd been wanting.

Brass Monkey wrote:Anyway, I certainly dislike women casting aspersions of 'what to do with them[women]' a lot of women like a lot of different things and most of them are pretty forward, clear cut and bossy about what they want - there's no formula ladies and you'd probably be insulted if I reckoned there was.

Although my pie-eating technique is a nailed on certainty. This youngster I know tried it the other day and got the results he'd been wanting.

You let him practice on you?

tac wrote:

You let him practice on you?

Noice... No, I told him what I do - he soaked the info up, 12 hours later... kapow.

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Demelza wrote:Have you lot never seen a pair of tits before?

Not recently enough to remember what to do with them, probably.

She's giving a good demonstration....

Aye, but more than a double handful though ...
and, as the saying goes ... more than a handful is a waste.

Brass Monkey wrote:

tac wrote:

You let him practice on you?

Noice... No, I told him what I do - he soaked the info up, 12 hours later... kapow.

Must be like the tongue tornado (??) in American Pie . . . .

tac wrote:
Must be like the tongue tornado (??) in American Pie . . . .

Not quite! Not sure my tongue's up to that... must be the smoking I reckon.

This a more interesting topic of conversation, a much better version of tongue lashing....

Danny must be a good teacher to achieve that sort of result with purely oral verbal instructions.

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:I can't remember the last time wore a tie to work- never mind a suit.

The last time I wore a suit to work was on 30 June 1994.

But don't you have a little uniform as a Cabana boy?

Still jealous? Don't worry it will pass with time.

Jealous of someone who has to resort to a bit of cybersex with Dem because you too afraid to leave your wife and have a real relationship?

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

Basil wrote:I can't remember the last time wore a tie to work- never mind a suit.

The last time I wore a suit to work was on 30 June 1994.

But don't you have a little uniform as a Cabana boy?

Still jealous? Don't worry it will pass with time.

Jealous of someone who has to resort to a bit of cybersex with Dem because you too afraid to leave your wife and have a real relationship?

Coming from someone hiding in Japan because of his sexual inadequacies with women of his own race.

The emotion I get when watching two friends fight is -

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:

taipan wrote:you going to drop the BS cancer story that is your excuse for your lonely existance in Japan then?

You seem to have trouble answering questions, taips? This about jealousy and you explaining exactly why I would be jealous of the pretend life you've set up for yourself? Not really sure how my pretend illness comes into it?

Fixed

But let's get back to your "wife" . . . surely she deserves better than to be dragged through a life of you spending 18 hours a day on cybersex with Dem . . . even Dem, silly bitch as she is, deserves better . . .

:laule:

ROFL [Not at Taipan, but at Tac's comment].

A few weeks back, I would have enjoyed watching this conversation thoroughly, gleefully, even sadistically....

tac wrote:That I'm hiding in Japan because of my sexual inadequacies? Of course, we do . . . but why would that make me jealous of someone who can't even have sex with his wife for fear of underperformance? Have you had paternity tests for your "sons"?

The vase just hit the floor and I see pieces of it all around.....

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:That I'm hiding in Japan because of my sexual inadequacies? Of course, we do . . . but why would that make me jealous of someone who can't even have sex with his wife for fear of underperformance? Have you had paternity tests for your "sons"?

I am wondering if your relationship with your mother has something to do with your failures.

It would explain a lot,

Lots of small pieces on the floor. The vase has shattered completely.....

Vikas, I already read that tripe once...

furriner wrote:The funniest f*cking thing is the two most decent fellas here - tai*I'm so anal*pan and t*fckuk me silly ladiness&*ac bangign on.


\AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Windups are fun to watch. Engineering them even better.....