Re: Prince Philip wants to be reincarnated as a pandemic virus

by Brass Monkey Tue 13 May 2008, 13:51

I heard an immensely good looking mate of mine has got a weiner. How bad would that be? The tools to pull 'the best' but never had the tools to make them stay around. Dreadful.

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 13 May 2008, 13:51

Nah, it's too much hard work, Nerkles. He's like Bucky and Anniyan and Laggers - best ignored.

by Guest Tue 13 May 2008, 13:53

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
eowyn wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???
Will you still speak to me if I say something about sex-change operations?
Yes, if you want one, I'll still speak to you, I'm very easy going about transexuals....
Will you still speak to me if I say something about your kids having had sex-change operations?

I thought the same.....but then wondered if they just took after her.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 13:55

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Nah, it's too much hard work, Nerkles. He's like Bucky and Anniyan and Laggers - best ignored.

just like you ignored tac ?

by Fred Nerk Tue 13 May 2008, 13:59

Bucky, bugger off and mind your own business.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 14:02

put me on ignore then

by taipan Tue 13 May 2008, 14:05

A pandemic virus wants to be reincarnated as Bucky

by Fred Nerk Tue 13 May 2008, 14:06

"A pandemic virus with a serious lack of ambition wants to be reincarnated as Bucky

Fixed.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 14:07

i want to be a virus that shall consume the likes of racist Prince Philips .. yes

the virus should attack his nether regions viz testicular virus

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 13 May 2008, 14:08

Fred Nerk wrote:"A masochistic pandemic virus with a serious lack of ambition wants to be reincarnated as Bucky"

Fixed.

Fixed.

by holcs Tue 13 May 2008, 14:09

*Buckaroo* wrote:i want to be a virus that shall consume the likes of racist Prince Philips .. yes

the virus should attack his nether regions viz testicular virus

The problem is Bucky old boy, that you believe everyone is a blinking rascist. To that end you'll be left all on your own in this big wide world.

Then who would you be able to think up conspiracy theories about? Only yourself, so in effect you would end up consuming yourself as well.

by Merlin Tue 13 May 2008, 14:10

*Buckaroo* wrote:you guys have become experts at diverting the most serious of topics.

Yeah.... damn straight!
Let's get back on topic and stop being so bloody frivolous.

Right then Buckie ..... when and where do I start on your full frontal lobotomy?
drool

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 14:11

taily what's up with you bitch with that stick perpetually up ur wazoo ..

you are the most farked up thing infesting this forum

by tac Tue 13 May 2008, 14:12

*Buckaroo* wrote:taily what's up with you bitch with that stick perpetually up ur wazoo ..

you are the most farked up thing infesting this forum

It's called oldmaidhood . . .

by Fred Nerk Tue 13 May 2008, 14:14

You want to come back as a virus just so you can crawl all over Prince Philip's nuts???

You really need to have yourself seen to. You are one sad, sick, psychotic puppy.

by taipan Tue 13 May 2008, 14:15

by taipan Tue 13 May 2008, 14:16

taipan wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"A masochistic pandemic virus with a serious lack of ambition wants to be reincarnated as Bucky"

Fixed.
Fixed.

Okay the pandemic virus has now set it's sights on the bucket.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 14:17

holcs wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:i want to be a virus that shall consume the likes of racist Prince Philips .. yes

the virus should attack his nether regions viz testicular virus

The problem is Bucky old boy, that you believe everyone is a blinking rascist. To that end you'll be left all on your own in this big wide world.

Then who would you be able to think up conspiracy theories about? Only yourself, so in effect you would end up consuming yourself as well.

Firstly I do not deal in conspiracies .. my quotes are always from mainstream media.

It's just that you are swimming with the tide and don't get the larger perspective. You need to seperate from the rat race and its mentality to see what's actually happening.

by taipan Tue 13 May 2008, 14:18

*Buckaroo* wrote:
holcs wrote:
*Buckaroo* wrote:i want to be a virus that shall consume the likes of racist Prince Philips .. yes

the virus should attack his nether regions viz testicular virus

The problem is Bucky old boy, that you believe everyone is a blinking rascist. To that end you'll be left all on your own in this big wide world.

Then who would you be able to think up conspiracy theories about? Only yourself, so in effect you would end up consuming yourself as well.

Firstly I do not deal in conspiracies .. my quotes are always from mainstream media.

Um no, last week it was a forum of friends who you couldn't name.

by *Buckaroo* Tue 13 May 2008, 14:20

that was an exception.

People here can't connect the dots .. because they are too trusting. Sometimes there is a need for people like me who could be paranoid but manage to see behind the smokescreen.