Prince Philip wants to be reincarnated as a pandemic virus

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:Danny, can my ginger army I am breeding and training the the caves of the orkney's help in anyway in your fight against the robots etc...?

Yeah of course Chas, I'm in need of a sturdy few... the only problem I envisage is that it will be a bit hotter than usual, so steal enough factor 200 sunscreen for them all

And don't let them breed with non-gingas. . .

I reckon a double-redheaded kid would be a fighting machine...

Prince Phillip is a moron Fact!!

he is not a moron, the only difference between him and the rest of his clique is that he can't hide his irritation of the non-whites if his life depended on it.

he is a consummate racist who has been given the image of a bumbling idiot with a loose tongue with a penchant for gaffes by British media.

this absolves him of all his crimes in the eyes of the captive population.

Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:Danny, can my ginger army I am breeding and training the the caves of the orkney's help in anyway in your fight against the robots etc...?

Yeah of course Chas, I'm in need of a sturdy few... the only problem I envisage is that it will be a bit hotter than usual, so steal enough factor 200 sunscreen for them all

They are all being subjected to sun like temperatures so that their skin is so hardened that as an when the apocalypse occurs we will be invincible.

Well actually part of their training is to sit in a UV flooded kiln, but it will do I reckon.

holcs wrote:They are all being subjected to sun like temperatures so that their skin is so hardened that as an when the apocalypse occurs we will be invincible.

Well actually part of their training is to sit in a UV flooded kiln, but it will do I reckon.

They'd better be Chas, they'd better be. Your lot will be staging a coup on the Rothschild's palace guard... they've got sunbeam guns.

*Buckaroo* wrote:Prince Phillip Bucky is a moron Fact!!

he is not a moron, the only difference between him and the rest of his clique is that he can't hide his irritation of the non-whites if his life depended on it.

he is a consummate racist who has been given the image of is a bumbling idiot with a loose tongue with a penchant for gaffes by British media.

this absolves proves him guilty of all his crimes in the eyes of the captive forum population.

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Brass Monkey wrote:

holcs wrote:They are all being subjected to sun like temperatures so that their skin is so hardened that as an when the apocalypse occurs we will be invincible.

Well actually part of their training is to sit in a UV flooded kiln, but it will do I reckon.

They'd better be Chas, they'd better be. Your lot will be staging a coup on the Rothschild's palace guard... they've got sunbeam guns.

Pah, nothing a pair of Oakleys and my kiln training regime wouldn't be able to just shrug aside.

These Rothchilds are weak and weeny compared to my band of ginga warriors.

Plus because they all look like this:





They can creep up without being taken notice of!! Very Stealth I have to say!

Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

I was just thinking that . . .

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Just searched Ginger Kids on google images!

Do you want to enrol them in my training camp?

tac wrote:I was just thinking that . . .

You have 3 ginger-haired kids too?

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:I was just thinking that . . .

You have 3 ginger-haired kids too?

I will have . . . it seems . . .

holcs wrote:

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Just searched Ginger Kids on google images!

Do you want to enrol them in my training camp?

I do my own training, thanks all the same.

eowyn wrote:

holcs wrote:

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Just searched Ginger Kids on google images!

Do you want to enrol them in my training camp?

I do my own training, thanks all the same.

Ok cool. The UV kiln works wonders, and saves on excessive suncream expenditure!

Fred Nerk wrote:"I am a design architect for telecom chips."

I prefer Copper Kettle but Smiths are OK.

Red Rock Lime and Green Pepper. Delish.

ps: Bucky, you are totally ****** in the head.

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:I was just thinking that . . .

You have 3 ginger-haired kids too?

I will have . . . it seems . . .

Buying some from, Charlie?

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Will you still speak to me if I say something about sex-change operations?

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:I was just thinking that . . .

You have 3 ginger-haired kids too?

I will have . . . it seems . . .

Buying some from, Charlie?

Something lke that . . .

you guys have become experts at diverting the most serious of topics.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Will you still speak to me if I say something about sex-change operations?

Yes, if you want one, I'll still speak to you, I'm very easy going about transexuals....

*Buckaroo* wrote:you guys have become experts at diverting the most serious of topics.

I thought we had taken a joke topic and turned it into something semi-serious?

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:

tac wrote:I was just thinking that . . .

You have 3 ginger-haired kids too?

I will have . . . it seems . . .

Buying some from, Charlie?

Something lke that . . .

Cool, they're lots of fun to own....

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Will you still speak to me if I say something about sex-change operations?

Yes, if you want one, I'll still speak to you, I'm very easy going about transexuals....

Will you still speak to me if I say something about your kids having had sex-change operations?

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

eowyn wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

eowyn wrote:Where did you get a photo of my kids from, Charlie???

Will you still speak to me if I say something about sex-change operations?

Yes, if you want one, I'll still speak to you, I'm very easy going about transexuals....

Will you still speak to me if I say something about your kids having had sex-change operations?

How farkin sick are you, taily? Can't yopu leave kids out of your pathetic attacks on eowyn?

*Buckaroo* wrote:

you guys have become experts at diverting the most serious of topics.



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