Anyone wants a root?

Found these two in a bag of carrots I bought the other day. Shocking what the greengrocers can get away with...

:silent:

Only in Pretoria.

Darren Gough's fingers?

Henry wrote:Darren Gough's fingers?

Not his fingers, I think...

I can't see the arse.

And is that important, Peter?

Evening, Wally

Howdy.

I was stirring the pot of root veg, Ange.

You seem to be the only hugry one around at the mo.


What is happening to my hands?!?!?

Where is the typing protection that I needed
Hands .... can help you too.

Beets being over-sauted....

Have you turned into Max Bygreaves now?

No, just comparing my typos with David Byrne's crises on a bad day.

eowyn wrote:Beets being over-sauted....

You never know what might turnip.

A sour kraut?

But there ain't many Germans been in cricket.

Swedes neither. "Revenge is Swede" could be the comeback line, - sadly unusable.

Rutabagas.

Is that Northants' latest star signing?

He's their first Swede.

On "Route Vegetable"

From the root to the fruit. Rumble, young man, rumble!

Crumbly, LLL.

PeterCS wrote:But there ain't many Germans been in cricket.

Swedes neither. "Revenge is Swede" could be the comeback line, - sadly unusable.

Aye, nothing at all you can do with swedes. Met one on a boat who kept staring at my left cheekbone without saying a word. I was bit offended until I realised he was just trying not to vomit. Vomiting would have made him much more interesting, though...

PeterCS wrote:But there ain't many Germans been in cricket.

Olly Rayner, Sussex's up and coming off-spinning all-rounder.

And footballer Dietmar Hamann is a cricket fan. Perhaps he'll spread "the word" next time he goes back to Germany - in six months' time, they could have a team together. Within a year they'll be beating England. In a bowl off. Jammy bastards.

Hamman's a cricket fan? Wow. Didn't know that. He's shot right up in my estimation. Any other footballers with enough class to like cricket?