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Mutu ordered to pay Chelsea £9.6m

Romania striker Adrian Mutu has been ordered to pay his former club Chelsea £9.6m for testing positive for cocaine, according to his lawyer.

Chelsea sacked Mutu in October 2004 and he was subsequently handed a seven-month worldwide football ban.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7440416.stm

£9.6m!!!

S'like a different planet...

You couldn't even buy Phil Neville for £9million these days.

My best buy on Football Manager was Denilson, who I got on a free and trained him up into a world class piece of ass.

Worst buy was Lionel Messi, who I blew the budget on and got f*ck all return on my £45 million investment as he spent half the season injured and the other half crap.

So, in closing, don't trust me with your money.

I make the mistake of buying the new Football Manager every other year. How do people find the time to play the game FFS?

That's not an amount to be sniffed at.



I'm sure my coat's about somewhere...

biff harde wrote:That's not an amount to be sniffed at.



I'm sure my coat's about somewhere...

I'm already wearing it.

We'll call it "The Coat Of Shame".

I've had it on all week.

Dello wrote:You couldn't even give Phil Neville away these days.

Fixed

I'm thinking Motty's sheepskin.

biff harde wrote:I'm thinking Motty's foreskin.

Fixed. Weirdo.

Motty's foreskin... otherwise known as the uphill struggle.

biff harde wrote:Motty's foreskin... otherwise known as the uphill struggle.

Formally known as the Ant Hill Mob.

These football folk are all cokeheads though. Lynham up and shoot em I say.

You Hanson devil.

Well, it's gone midnight and I'm going to stop this mindless Gabbyng and end my Logan session before I outstay my welcome and experience Yorath.

Yeah, got to be up Earle-y in the morning to bury the dismembered corpses of Andy Townsend and Matt Smith.

Were they ever membered?