English county season 2008 (IV)

Jebus.

Clare & Wagg have both spanked centuries against Nhants - how low can you go?

JKLever wrote:Ah yes, watching cricket on t'teletext.... those were the days.

Page 341 wasn't it?

341 was the latest score and 342 the report and scorecard for the previous innings. 343 was to have the score in the corner of the screen while watching telly.

If you taped something you could access a fuzzy messed up teletext for the day it was taped. For instance I tape the Deer Hunter in 1994 and by pressing text while watching it you can get the mostly undecipherable scorecards for the 94/95 Ashes.

340.

Northants were usually around the 348 mark.

Good times.

JKLever wrote:Jebus.

Clare & Wagg have both spanked centuries against Nhants - how low can you go?

Immensely low. Lower than lowest. Basically just woeful. I'm not just saying that because it's Derbs - cracking bowling conditions.

Sham.

Brass Monkey wrote:340.

Northants were usually around the 348 mark.

Good times.

Nah - that was Notts.

OK, 349-353!

Sky aren't being very lucky with their pro40 stuff

2 minging games so far and doesn't look like much is going to happen at OT today!

Arse.

Might have to talk to the missus tonight!

Lancashire v Gloucestershire at Manchester - Jul 17, 2008
Match abandoned without a ball bowled

Capping shit off is Norths are getting shat on by Derbs. Moral victory though - day 1 a beauty for batting - today a total beauty for bowling, damper than a girl who I've been chatting to for an hour.

Weather assited tonking #4 this season.

Shit we'd be awesome were it not for the Celtic Gods not favouring us.

Oh yes Clare-bear. Sexual healing.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Oh yes Clare-bear. Sexual healing.

Aye. He looks good. Needs nurturing and help with his bowling. His batting is sorting itself out.

Saying that, since he got a flat-un, followed by a wet-un it's not as surprising as it could be.

I've got the moral victory - I'm happy.

Surrey's bowling attack:

Dernbach 25.0 4 61 1
Ormond 28.0 7 90 4
Hussain 23.0 7 50 1
Jordan 19.0 5 60 0
Schofield 10.5 1 33 0
Afzaal 2.0 0 3 0
Walters 3.0 0 14 0


Only fat Jimmy is worth a half-hearted w*nk out of that lot.

The heart bleeds for Slurrey it really does...

Langer scores 88 today to put him one run behind AB on the FC lists.

Cute baby, JG.

FFS. Northants' bastard allrounders mess us up again. They did this earlier in the season too.

Klusener!! Argggh!!

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:FFS. Northants' bastard allrounders mess us up again. They did this earlier in the season too.

Klusener!! Argggh!!

Yeah, because your top order really crushed us!

Kent need to get 400 more runs to win with 8 wickets in hand. Ain't gonna happen.

More runs for Scott Newman in Surrey's second innings. I think he should at least be looked at. Take him on the Lions tour this winter. An aggressive opener who averages 43 surely can't be ignored.

Henry wrote:An aggressive opener who has scored one hundred in the last 15 months surely can't be ignored.

Fixed.

And he's been on a "Lions" tour. And disappointed in every aspect, by all accounts: batting, fielding, fitness and attitude.

Talented, but a waster.

Oh yeah Clare-Bear. He's hot just like an oven.

Ton and a fifer. Wonder when the last time that happened was?

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Oh yeah Clare-Bear. He's hot just like an oven.

Exciting prospect.

PearlJ wrote:Ton and a fifer. Wonder when the last time that happened was?

Well it was Van Jaarsveld just last week