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Horace
You think I'm just going to sit here and watch after throwing me back into 13th position overnight?
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rofl...they upped the meds dem
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oink
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and sg
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that is correct...aint no skullywag
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to whom dem?...promises shmomishes
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ok can i suggest you take your time...put your little feet up!!
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Well, I do have a flight to catch a bit later. Looks like Zat's here now as back up.....
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Demelza wrote:I still don't think I should just sit back and let you do it. I did promise .
Let him do what Dem?
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good grief - i'm done for...et tu dem
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Chandan, he's trying to have the last word on every thread like skully did two nights ago.
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Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it - that's what haggis is.
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it - that's what haggis is.
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a moving tribute WW...from deep in my guts
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Crikey Horrie ...if you use up all the nursing home kero running your computer overtime ...you wont have any left for your bath
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nah they upped the rations MB...can't talk now...can't remember why...I am late I am late for a very important...
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Chandan wrote:Demelza wrote:I still don't think I should just sit back and let you do it. I did promise .
Let him do what Dem?
Own the first page by having the last post on every thread.
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dobbing is a bad habit that i thought pinky would never engage in
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Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
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feast away y'all...cept henry
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You should be ashamed of yourself ...posting on the dubber thread...that will make your quest more tainted than a WCE premiership ....
Shame , Horrie , Shame
Shame , Horrie , Shame
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