Pool on Danny's wedding

I say within 12 months.

No way, sir. No way in the world.

My uncle was engaged for 40 years and never did the deed in the end...

Don't really see the point.
You all smell anyway.

That's incredibly heartening JKL. Cheers dude.

Leave Danny in peace. He only told us when tired and tempted by a similar piece, and ill-advisedly.

He should have stuck to priapism (as a topic) in my view.

JKLever wrote:My uncle was engaged for 40 years and never did the deed in the end...

Was the engagement eventually dissolved due to lack of constipationummation?

Nah, just old age Pete

Poo on Danny's wedding? An odd request, but alright then.

If anyone needs me I'll be at Greasy Pete's All-U-Can-Eat Curry & Prune Emporium.

Demelza wrote:Don't really see the point.
You all smell anyway.

Come to Aus, Dem, we bathe.

Coincidentally, I've had the most violent shits I've possibly ever had, since Sunday. OK, it could be the fact that Northampton's water got contaminated a few weeks back and they didn't warn us for days and say the incubation period for the virus is 14 days. It could be the fact I'm freaking about marriage

Did you wipe this time?

Brass Monkey wrote:Coincidentally, I've had the most violent shits I've possibly ever had, since Sunday. OK, it could be the fact that Northampton's water got contaminated a few weeks back and they didn't warn us for days and say the incubation period for the virus is 14 days. It could be the fact I'm freaking about marriage

There's no need to worry until she finds a dress she likes.

**sighs** Dresses, venues, flowers... FFS. I may suddenly, but slyly, turn 'pagan'. They have naked weddings in fields. Simple and cheap as a Mofo.

Bliks, these beasts have been 'multi-wipers'.

Brass Monkey wrote:**sighs** Money, Dresses, money,venues, money, flowers, money...

Fixed

TMI Dan

bliksem wrote:Poo on Danny's wedding? An odd request, but alright then.

If anyone needs me I'll be at Greasy Pete's All-U-Can-Eat Curry & Prune Emporium.

That's taking Dem's point a bit too literally ...

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:**sighs** Money, Dresses, money,venues, money, flowers, money...

Fixed

**nods solemnly** Aye. Though she can sort the flowers out on the cheap.

So she's a florist/gardener?

*digs*

[quote]They have naked weddings in fields. Simple and cheap as a Mofo.ote]
It'll rain, though. Or worse.

If bliks is around, it could be golden showers.

Jebus. Violent sh!ts, golden showers. Sounds like one hell of a wedding reception!!

No problem. I won't even charge this time.

PeterCS wrote:So she's a florist/gardener?

*digs*

Florist. I allowed her to talk about the possible flowers for the wedding. Then went and sobbed in the bogs.

bliksem wrote:No problem. I won't even charge this time.

Well as you are hung like a rhino.