Pool on Danny's wedding

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
It'll rain, though. Or worse.

Probably, though I can narrow down the odds by putting the wedding day when the England Tests aren't on.

Brass Monkey wrote:

PeterCS wrote:So she's a florist/gardener?

*digs*

Florist. I allowed her to talk about the possible flowers for the wedding. Then went and sobbed in the bogs.

I think you might have to use delaying tactics if you are really having the Run Fat Boy Run Experience.

PeterCS wrote:
I think you might have to use delaying tactics if you are really having the Run Fat Boy Run Experience.

Not really, I'm pretty much all in jest. She's fine.

That's good.

When are you having kids?

And I thought *I* was digging!

iieee wrote:When are you having kids?

Leave it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, I don't know. It's pretty risky for Bipolar women to have kids - there's a propensity to mania when pregnant, there's also the factor of her having to change tablets. It will be the freakiest 9 months of my life, followed by a freaky rest of it having to look after a little grot 24/7.

Brass Monkey wrote:... followed by a freaky rest of it having to look after a little grot 24/7.

Hehehe. Dan reaking of paternalness.

I think you are looking forward to it, really ...

Nothing could freak me out more. I don't mind nippers(from 2-odd onwards) but the little'uns... jebus, scary as fook. If I have hold one of the little wailers, I just freeze up and make sure I don't drop it.

That's cos you care ...

Brass Monkey wrote:Nothing could freak me out more. I don't mind nippers(from 2-odd onwards) but the little'uns... jebus, scary as fook. If I have hold one of the little wailers, I just freeze up and make sure I don't drop it.

Funny I seem to recall a post of yours, from a few months ago, about how you would introduce your son to cricket.

taipan wrote:
Funny I seem to recall a post of yours, from a few months ago, about how you would introduce your son to cricket.

Yeah, I would. After the age of 2-odd. When kids are less freaky.

Brass Monkey wrote: If I have hold one of the little wailers, I just freeze up and make sure I don't drop it.

Mate, spot on.... Fooking scary shoite that.

The thoughts running through your mind on a cyclical cycle are:

don't drop the fecker, don't drop the fecker

holcs wrote:Mate, spot on.... Fooking scary shoite that.

The thoughts running through your mind on a cyclical cycle are:

don't drop the fecker, don't drop the fecker

Yeah. Had it the other day. Then luckily my bird turned up, saw me in torment and took the load off... then I got steaming, so I couldn't hold it again.

Brass Monkey wrote:**sighs** Dresses, venues, flowers... FFS. I may suddenly, but slyly, turn 'pagan'. They have naked weddings in fields. Simple and cheap as a Mofo.

Bliks, these beasts have been 'multi-wipers'.

Great! forum nude stag night then - on the other hand........................

Painting the town brown?

PeterCS wrote:Painting the town brown?

I'm having second thoughts!

taipan wrote:I say within 12 months.

slightly off ...

Did it ever happen? And where was my invitation?

I'm not getting you a gift.

Bliks must have been hanging on for a while.

Me neither. Though I did just get back from a mate's wedding in Dunfermline which was a cracking affair. Those Scots know how to party.
IM me for tips Danny boy..

Dello wrote:Did it ever happen? And where was my invitation?

I'm not getting you a gift.

No, didn't happen. Finances took a giant hit - she wanted to go on a monthish / six-weekish malarkey to Spain and Portugal last year. I'm not Richie Rich!

Jontyh wrote:Me neither. Though I did just get back from a mate's wedding in Dunfermline which was a cracking affair. Those Scots know how to party.
IM me for tips Danny boy..

Funnily enough, fitted in a nice week-long Scottish wedding thingy in Gibraltar / Tarifa in the above post. Was a top-bollocks time. Best ever wedding I've been to. Did you have a 'Ceilidh' at your thing? Sort of good, that. Was that the wedding you played at?

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Funny I seem to recall a post of yours, from a few months ago, about how you would introduce your son to cricket.

Yeah, I would. After the age of 2-odd. When kids are less freaky.

Have they perfected those fertility drugs that allow a woman to give birth to a 2 year old child? Answer to Dan's dramas.