Smith's back injury - is he too fat?

by Red Wed 30 Jul 2008, 09:50

Is in doubt for the test but will probably waddle onto the ground.

Is it another case of his burgeoning waistline affecting his cricket?

by Red Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:12

He'll play though because he's a bit of a drama queen.

by Anniyan Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:13

I heard somewhere the obesity affects your "pulling power". may be that's why he's short of ladies attention?

by Red Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:16

Anniyan wrote:I heard somewhere the obesity affects your "pulling power". may be that's why he's short of ladies attention?

But Anni it's not the ladies' attention he requires. Smile

by Anniyan Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:24

Kallis may help him out there. Two big boys.

by Red Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:26

Kallis does like the ladies though. He can also lose quite a few kilos.

by lardbucket Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:49

'Red is never malicious, it's everyone else'

Extraordinarily nice tits though, Red, and the rest of the package is tidy.

by Henry Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:51

The height of Red's Smith hatred.

Not even any links. Just her OWN OPINION. Frightening stuff.

by G.Wood Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:56

I don't know what was more amazing - that Smith had not played a non limited over game (test or FC) in over 300 days or that Red had not mentioned it

by taipan Fri 11 Nov 2011, 06:05

lardbucket wrote:'Red is never malicious, it's everyone else'

Touche

by bliksem Fri 11 Nov 2011, 06:45

Smith may be chubby, but it's the Aussies who are wearing the sports bras.

by Big Dog Fri 11 Nov 2011, 07:29

bliksem wrote:Smith may be chubby, but it's the Aussies who are wearing the sports bras.

Farque me....look who's crawled out from the underveldt. Laughing

by PeterCS Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:22

If Smith is too fat, CA need to force-feed their top four PDQ.

by lardbucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:34

bliksem wrote:Smith may be chubby, but it's the Aussies who are wearing the sports bras.

skirts and blouses too going on that last performance

by PeterCS Sun 13 Nov 2011, 01:06

Not to say handbags in response to Fleas.

by lardbucket Fri 02 Jan 2015, 06:28

... this from around the time that Steyn was dismissed as a one year wonder and 'a bit of a pie-chucker'

by tricycle Fri 02 Jan 2015, 16:42

This is all going to mean the Ishant Sharma is going to be a quality bowler in 6 years time.

400 wickets. Possibly averaging 43 with the ball...

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