Re: Alastair Cook

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:50

Merlin wrote:
JKLever wrote:He's definitely got serial killers eyes.

...and seriously buxom tastes.
No Minkie in that pair of pairs!

But hey, he's 22, grafts okay and has put up decent-ish scores.
What's with this ya-hoo attitude o "having to score tons" ...

Gimme an opener who can consistently hang around, get to 60 / 70, take the shine off the ball,
rag-arse the oppo bowlers so that all after him can take advantage.

Ball was swinging around today - 39 was par for him.
he will come good - give him time.
or else, draft in Denly - if you want quick runs at the top.

Nifty shift of despair away from Bell at the end there ..!

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:51

JKLever wrote:Meh.... bats for the other side. Apparently.

Alledgedly...

Othersideist.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:58

What's this 'apparently' or 'allegedly' - at least name whatever source you got it from. Percentage-wise, there's got to be some 'gay' everythings. There must be a gay forummer or two, for instance. I invite you, sir, to come out of the closet.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:59

Meh..... just rumours around the county ground.

Didn't say it was a bad thing either way shrug

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:02

Rumours around the county ground? Well. Righto.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:05

Hence the 'alledgedly.........'

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:10

'Alledgedly' Lou Vincent declines the vagina.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:12

Bit random that though...

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:12

It's in context.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:14

Meh... I was responding to Pete's 'Buxom ladies' comments

Not sure Lou is relevant here

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:16

Lou Vincent is a twerp, for entirely non-personal reasons.

He keeps getting Lancs off to the worst possible start.

Going bellly up v Sussex. Vincent got 3 (first knock) and - improved in second innings - 4. Useless waste of Qantitude.

CORRECTION: duck in first innings. I was too generous.

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:19

Brass Monkey wrote:What's this 'apparently' or 'allegedly' - at least name whatever source you got it from. Percentage-wise, there's got to be some 'gay' everythings. There must be a gay forummer or two, for instance. I invite you, sir, to come out of the closet.

I was really dissappointed to learn this morning that Alistair Appleton is openly gay too.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:20

Demelza wrote:
I was really dissappointed to learn this morning that Alistair Appleton is openly gay too.

Who's that?

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:24

He used to present House Doctor and now he does A Place in the Country.
Rather gorgeous.

http://www.alistairappleton.com/

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:26

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:27

What, and you couldn't tell that dude was gay?

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:27

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:28

PS: Graham Norton ... reputedly. *taps nose*

And Alan Carr .... possibly.

EDIT: Okay. Julian Lary.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:29

Won't believe it JKL. Alan Carr was in my mate's class. Reckons he was just the same as he is now - a butch ladies man.

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:30

Okay, OKAY I can see what you mean now!

by Red Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:45

I think Cook is reasonably consistent, just needs some high scores.

I'd be worried about his fielding to an extent though.

And why doesn't Cook hook up with Smith allegedly. It would be a nice gay start to the innings.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:51

Derren Brown's gay. This is a fact.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:54

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Derren Brown's gay. This is a fact.

Aye. He is. I knew it almost when I first saw him with those pole-dancers. He seemed almost too aloof, even for him and his mind-tricks. He could've dicked a few of them. Wasted f*cking talent.

by PeterCS Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:56

Brown's not a wasted talent. He is a farkin genius.

Is this forum playing "spot the geigh" though?

I regret being fackettiyuss now! (As usual ...)

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:59

PeterCS wrote:Brown's not a wasted talent. He is a farkin genius.

Is this forum playing "spot the geigh" though?

I regret being fackettiyuss now! (As usual ...)

Oooh, Derren Brown does loads of programmes that're really great - he's not a wasted talent.

Yeah? Well, I decree that not trying to chop his way up the female celeb ladder as a wasted talent - with his persuasive powers.

If you can outline a reason why it's not, I'm open to hearing it.

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