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I've been looking for hotel accommodation in Cardiff and nearly all of them say they're gay friendly. A couple of guest houses are run by gays.
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Cook's just got really dark thick eye lashes, what's wrong with that?
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eowyn wrote:Cook's just got really dark thick eye lashes, what's wrong with that?
Apparently that makes you gay. It's like the 80's all over again.
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Well, well, I thought being sexually attracted to people of the same sex as yourself was what made you 'gay', you live and learn. I'd better be a careful with the mascara in future.
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Dello wrote:Don't you ever stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome.
Is that what your Spidey is doing?
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eowyn wrote:Well, well, I thought being sexually attracted to people of the same sex as yourself was what made you 'gay', you live and learn. I'd better be a careful with the mascara in future.
When I go out in eye-liner, I get it all the time. Jebus, it's 2008 for crying out loud.
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How very Clockwork Orange of you.
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Brass Monkey wrote:Dello wrote:It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.
Noice. Did you make that up?
No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.
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You jest...
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eowyn wrote:How very Clockwork Orange of you.
Exqueeze me, I talk shit but at least it's real words. None of this 'nadsat' bollocks.
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You can buy it in Superdrug
http://www.trackitdown.net/news/show/100616.html
http://www.trackitdown.net/news/show/100616.html
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No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.
Chroist! What's wrong with getting some bird to put some of hers on for you?
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Brass Monkey wrote:eowyn wrote:How very Clockwork Orange of you.
Exqueeze me, I talk shit but at least it's real words. None of this 'nadsat' bollocks.
Rubbish, I bet you known a bowler hat.
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Brass Monkey wrote:eowyn wrote:
No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.
Chroist! What's wrong with getting some bird to put some of hers on for you?
Nowt, I bet a bird would put on a lot neater, too.
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“Women seem to like it too and almost appreciate the fact you’ve made an effort.”
Oh, FFS
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Brass Monkey wrote:Dello wrote:It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.
Noice. Did you make that up?
Nope. S'true.
Although I don't think you can buy Gayl Polish or Hair Gaytners. Or sparkling Body (up the) Shitter.
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eowyn wrote:
Rubbish, I bet you known a bowler hat.
I got nicked in a bowler hat the other month. Made some stern bastard of a desk Sargeant laugh, eventually.
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eowyn wrote:
Nowt, I bet a bird would put on a lot neater, too.
Can't put things near my eyes, it freaks me. Glad I don't need specs therefore contacts. Dunno how people do it..
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Dello wrote:
Nope. S'true.
Although I don't think you can buy Gayl Polish or Hair Gaytners. Or sparkling Body (up the) Shitter.
Shame. May have got some Gayl Polish.
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