Official mincing thread for all who like to mince...

[JKLever]

Mince away...

[skully]

How gay.

[lardbucket]

Let the festivities commence.

[Brass Monkey]

Lever telling people to mince? The irony of it all.

[holcs]

[eowyn]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

[lardbucket]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

Bolognese sauce? Fruit mince tarts?

[Brass Monkey]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

Quorn mince isn't bad. Nor is turkey. Nor is chicken. Nor is lamd. Nor is beef.

Pork on the other hand.........................

[lardbucket]

Pork mince? You jest ...

[skully]

Mince, flour and egg, doesn't necessarily a rissole make.

[holcs]

Pork mince? You jest ...

Lardy likes mince pies!

[lardbucket]

Pork mince? You jest ...

minge pies!

another typo

[Brass Monkey]

Pork mince? You jest ...

Are you excited?

[skully]

Oo-er.

[eowyn]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

Bolognese sauce? Fruit mince tarts?

What's a fruit mince tart?

That's one hell of a gender confusion....

[Brass Monkey]

Mince away...

[eowyn]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

Quorn mince isn't bad. Nor is turkey. Nor is chicken. Nor is lamd. Nor is beef.

Pork on the other hand.........................

Quorn's only as good as all the other stuff you put in with it to make it taste of something.

[Brass Monkey]

Quorn's only as good as all the other stuff you put in with it to make it taste of something.

Who knows. I just have it at 'veggie' night every Weds. Though not this Weds.

[LeFromage]

Lamb or beef? Or you go in for some of Bernard Matthew's turkey? Or, heaven forbid, quorn?

Quorn mince isn't bad. Nor is turkey. Nor is chicken. Nor is lamd. Nor is beef.

Pork on the other hand.........................

Quorn is fungus. So I can't eat it.

Or even be in the same room as it.

[Brass Monkey]

Like you've never had 'shrooms'.

[LeFromage]

Never. Was once at a shroom party where I was the only one abstaining - sticking strictly to some really crap flat-press - while everyone else was weirding out.

They looked like a bunch of twats.

[Brass Monkey]

Yeah. It is weird. I got nicked on them outside my brother's house. 8 of the dickheads didn't know what happened but daredn't even open the front door. Bunch of twats.

[Guest]

Quorn's only as good as all the other stuff you put in with it to make it taste of something.

Who knows. I just have it at 'veggie' night every Weds. Though not this Weds.

Well, I just did Quorn mince with some Mexican taco spice, bit of olive oil, shoved into some taco trays...........

sprinkled with grated cheese, a little roasted pepper salsa and some shredded lettuce and it was bloody lovely.

Quorn mince lacks oil so a drop of olive oil in it, when you're cooking, makes it much better.

[Gary 111]

Can't believe no-one else has done this yet....









(Bret Lee certainly has)

[LeFromage]

I think I've mentioned this before, but I used to have Super Kick Off on the SNES, which was an updated version of the classic Amega football game Kick Off.

It was a shockingly appalling conversion - sullied the original's name good and proper - but it did have moments of rubbish hilarity. One was the crowd noise, which was total silence all the way through the match until you scored a goal and then would burst into life literally ten seconds after the ball hit the back of the net before abruptly stopping a split-second later.

Another was that they didn't have the license to use proper footballer's names, so they came up with slight variations on everybody. Roy Keane would be Ray Keen and Eric Cantona would be something like Eddie Cortina. But my favourite - and which always springs to mind whenever he's mentioned in the press or wherever - was Paul Mince.

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