Re: Official mincing thread for all who like to mince...

[Guest]

I think I've mentioned this before, but I used to have Super Kick Off on the SNES, which was an updated version of the classic Amega football game Kick Off.

It was a shockingly appalling conversion - sullied the original's name good and proper - but it did have moments of rubbish hilarity. One was the crowd noise, which was total silence all the way through the match until you scored a goal and then would burst into life literally ten seconds after the ball hit the back of the net before abruptly stopping a split-second later.

Another was that they didn't have the license to use proper footballer's names, so they came up with slight variations on everybody. Roy Keane would be Ray Keen and Eric Cantona would be something like Eddie Cortina. But my favourite - and which always springs to mind whenever he's mentioned in the press or wherever - was Paul Mince.

I was wondering where the relevance was whilst reading that post, but it was worth it in the end .

[Guest]

I was looking for the recipe.

[PeterCS]

[lardbucket]

the first pic was better, Pete

[PeterCS]

It was. I was scared by the copyright. And Dello's ire.

[PeterCS]

I am still very pleased by my representation of a cleft sheepshead (av).

It brings symmetry and elegance into play.

[lardbucket]

You're Dello wary?

[PeterCS]

I don't wish to be caught jaywalking.

[Guest]

What did Dello wear?

[lardbucket]

nor jaywanking!

He's an evil despot, I say.

[lardbucket]

What did Dello wear?

Indeed.

[PeterCS]

Has Danny entered the room?

[lardbucket]

It looks like Daniel.

[lardbucket]

No more mincing from the Mincunian?

[horace]

and none yet from mudge

[tac]

so . . .

[lardbucket]

[PeterCS]

This thread is pure mince.

[lardbucket]

it had a bad start in life

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