Re: Trescothick admits to cheating!

by lardbucket Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:04

Bah, humbugs.

by Lara Lara Laughs Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:46

What a pathetic, snivelling little shit-tip of a thread. Who started it...........oh.

by PearlJ Mon 25 Aug 2008, 16:50

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:What a pathetic, snivelling little shit-tip of a thread. Who started it...........oh.

More NSR from the king of idiots.

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:20

That might be a none too rare case of NSNSR

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:30

Aren't there too many double negatives in there?

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:32

triple neg is a neg again.

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:34

-+-=+ +-=- yes.

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:36

Alternatively, I might have been talking baloney.

I have to try to be consistent.

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:39

Poloney is better.

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:41

I am not sure sausage should be sliced.

Unless your name is Bobbitt.

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:41

Salami?

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:47

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:51

More a charizo man?

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:54

I like to keep my chipolata intacta.

Well, not TOO intacta. But you know what I mean.

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:57

You're not a Virgo then? Wink

by PeterCS Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:58

Scorpio. FWIW!

by eowyn Mon 25 Aug 2008, 18:02

Sting in the tail. Pesky Pisces me.

Time to eat.

by Winkle Spinner Tue 26 Aug 2008, 00:39

Capricorn. The randy old goat, as my old english teacher was always too pleased to remind me.

by PeterCS Tue 26 Aug 2008, 01:01

Takes one to gnaw one.

by Red Tue 26 Aug 2008, 01:06

I suppose one thing about mintgate is that England has now played its hand and won't be able to pull the same trick against us in next year's Ashes.

by PeterCS Tue 26 Aug 2008, 01:15

But we could double our pleasure, double our fun.

by holcs Tue 26 Aug 2008, 09:50

Pash, load of old c0ck this.

Been happening for years all over the world, along with sun cream, zinc creams, sweets, gum.

Still makes no jot of a difference if you can't get the seam position right, and the ball in the right areas.

by Merlin Tue 26 Aug 2008, 09:53

Tried the Murray mints yesterday .... absolute crap ... about as effective shine on the ball than Kevin had on our bowlers ....
Zinc cream's the best ... especially mixed with the sweat off the back of the neck!

by taipan Tue 26 Aug 2008, 09:58

holcs wrote:Pash, load of old c0ck this.

Been happening for years all over the world, along with sun cream, zinc creams, sweets, gum.

Still makes no jot of a difference if you can't get the seam position right, and the ball in the right areas.

Brylcream

by holcs Tue 26 Aug 2008, 10:06

Merlin wrote:Tried the Murray mints yesterday .... absolute crap ... about as effective shine on the ball than Kevin had on our bowlers ....
Zinc cream's the best ... especially mixed with the sweat off the back of the neck!

It makes a small difference to the quality of the shine, and how long it will hold for.

But without someone with the skill to exploit it, won't work a jot Merls.

Taips, Aye Brylcream. Always wondered why people bothered doing their hair for a game of cricket when I was a wee nipper!

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