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Post by LeFromage Mon 01 Sep 2008, 20:56

England to balls up the whitewash?


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Post by JKLever Mon 01 Sep 2008, 20:57

We don't play that well away from home...
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Post by Basil Mon 01 Sep 2008, 20:57

It'll rain anyway.
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Post by Merlin Mon 01 Sep 2008, 21:13

Where's this place called Car-diffe ?
Do you need a visa to visit there?

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Post by Red Tue 02 Sep 2008, 04:14

I notice Smith's run away home early because he doesn't want to go home with the rest of the team when hard questions will be asked. He's skulking out of England embarrassed.
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Post by embee Tue 02 Sep 2008, 04:30

He heard about your banner idea ....
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Post by skully Tue 02 Sep 2008, 04:56

That's topbottom.
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Post by Red Tue 02 Sep 2008, 06:37

embee wrote:He heard about your banner idea ....

True, we know he's an effeminate sook.
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Post by Basil Tue 02 Sep 2008, 07:13

Red wrote:I notice Smith's run away home early because he doesn't want to go home with the rest of the team when hard questions will be asked. He's skulking out of England embarrassed.

SA won their first test series in England for 43 years. That's hardly cause for embarrasment.
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Post by Guest Tue 02 Sep 2008, 07:55

Scroll down to Wednesday afternoon.......

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/wl/cardiff_forecast_weather.html

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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 02 Sep 2008, 09:13

Say it wasn't going to be rained off, would there be any point in playing the same team? We've rarely had the luxury of such a dead rubber - the least we could do is shift the personnel.
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Post by Red Tue 02 Sep 2008, 09:42

The Proteas were greeted by grey skies and more bucketing sheets of rain. I guess the one compensation for them will be to go home to a summer even though they're just coming out of winter. I notice they had glorious sunshine in Joburg for the rugby.

That's the only downside for KP in terms of his defection, putting up with endless charcoal skies and darkness mid-afternoon in winter. No wonder he's often talking about missing the animals, weather and the beaches of SA.
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Post by lardbucket Tue 02 Sep 2008, 09:46

Red wrote:The Proteas were greeted by grey skies and more bucketing sheets of rain. I guess the one compensation for them will be to go home to a summer even though they're just coming out of winter. I notice they had glorious sunshine in Joburg for the rugby.

That's the only downside for KP in terms of his defection, putting up with endless charcoal skies and darkness mid-afternoon in winter. No wonder he's often talking about missing the animals

Yes, think of the animals ...

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Post by JKLever Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:00

Red wrote: putting up with endless charcoal skies and darkness mid-afternoon in winter.

Stop talking shite Rob...
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Post by JKLever Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:00

Brass Monkey wrote:Say it wasn't going to be rained off, would there be any point in playing the same team? We've rarely had the luxury of such a dead rubber - the least we could do is shift the personnel.

Who would you play instead though?
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Post by Merlin Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:10

Red wrote:The Proteas were greeted by grey skies and more bucketing sheets of rain. I guess the one compensation for them will be to go home to a summer even though they're just coming out of winter. I notice they had glorious sunshine in Joburg for the rugby.

That's the only downside for KP in terms of his defection, putting up with endless charcoal skies and darkness mid-afternoon in winter. No wonder he's often talking about missing the animals, weather and the beaches of SA.

FFS Rolling Eyes Don't you ever give up?

We love our charcoal skies and dark mid afternoons -
Fark the animals and the beaches ... you can keep 'em all ...
these are perfect reasons for staying indoors for indulging in
some welcome foreplay in front of a warm log fire before
plenty of uninhibited sex .... whilst it pours with rain outdoors.

Perhaps as this might sound an alien occurance to you, you could
go grab a swim under the hot sun and trot off to feed the roos later! Wink

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Post by Merlin Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:12

Brass Monkey wrote:Say it wasn't going to be rained off, would there be any point in playing the same team? We've rarely had the luxury of such a dead rubber - the least we could do is shift the personnel.

Don't think that's KP's style though mate.
They're out to bag a 5 - 0 drubbing of the Saffers -
and hurt them whilst they're down and out.
Small consolation for the Test series loss ... but consolation nonetheless.

And the hike to ~2 in the ODI rankings.

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Post by taipan Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:15

Graeme Smith wrote:
FFS Rolling Eyes Don't you ever give up?

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Post by Merlin Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:17

taipan wrote:
Graeme Smith wrote:
FFS Rolling Eyes Don't you ever give up?


Laughing

In Redeye's case, it's definitely masking some serious sexual frustration.

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Post by taipan Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:18

Merlin wrote:
taipan wrote:
Graeme Smith wrote:
FFS Rolling Eyes Don't you ever give up?


Laughing

In Redeye's case, it's definitely masking some serious sexual frustration.

Well if SA win that's her last orgasm for the year.
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Post by JKLever Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:25

Well Rob is certainly a poor representation of an Aussie woman. Could you imagine living with that? Shocked
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Post by Guest Tue 02 Sep 2008, 10:29

taipan wrote:Well if SA win that's her last orgasm for the year.
Hey, you're looking very santa

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Post by Red Tue 02 Sep 2008, 11:32

Merlin in my part of the world we have occurrences, not occurances (sic)
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Post by Merlin Tue 02 Sep 2008, 11:39

Red wrote:Merlin in my part of the world we have occurrences, not occurances (sic)

Good to hear.
Same applies.

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Post by taipan Tue 02 Sep 2008, 11:43

Red wrote:Merlin in my part of the world we have occurrences, not occurances (sic)

Been emailing taily?
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