Who will win the Border-Gavaskar Trophy?

There is a new reality Dance show coming out this month for which Bhajji was shooting non-stop. At Rs 50 Lahks per episode he ahs already shot 10 episodes [rounds] and made 5 crores. The dancing pairs are one cricketer [current/ex] and one Bollywood/TV actress. Bhajji, Pathan, Kambli, Karthick, Nikhil Chopra, Sreesanth are among the ones who have participated. I wonder where their priorities are and whether they will going Shoiab Akhter way all smitten by Bollywood and the crap that comes with it.......

The stupid show is called Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena and I am sure this is one show I am going to avoid like the plague...

Batman wrote:There is a new reality Dance show coming out this month for which Bhajji was shooting non-stop. At Rs 50,000 per episode he ahs already shot 10 episodes [rounds] and amde 5 crores. The dancing pairs are one cricketer [current/ex] and one Bollywood/TV actress. Bhajji, Pathan, Kambli, Karthick, Nikhil Chopra, Zaheer are among the ones who have participated. I wonder where their priorities are and whether they will going Shoiab Akhter way all smitten by Bollywood and the crap that comes with it.......

50,000 into 10 is 5 lacs, not 5 crores

Batman wrote:There is a new reality Dance show coming out this month for which Bhajji was shooting non-stop. At Rs 50,000 per episode he ahs already shot 10 episodes [rounds] and amde 5 crores. The dancing pairs are one cricketer [current/ex] and one Bollywood/TV actress. Bhajji, Pathan, Kambli, Karthick, Nikhil Chopra, Zaheer are among the ones who have participated. I wonder where their priorities are and whether they will going Shoiab Akhter way all smitten by Bollywood and the crap that comes with it.......

I haven't seen it as yet. And do you know that Bhajji shot those dances about 4 months back when he was banned from IPL and ODIs?

So you thought during the day Bhajji was playing Irani cup in Baroda and at night was doing the dance show for Colors in Bombay? Goodness me!

And where is Zaheer? None of us saw him doing dances.

The One wrote:

Batman wrote:There is a new reality Dance show coming out this month for which Bhajji was shooting non-stop. At Rs 50,000 per episode he ahs already shot 10 episodes [rounds] and amde 5 crores. The dancing pairs are one cricketer [current/ex] and one Bollywood/TV actress. Bhajji, Pathan, Kambli, Karthick, Nikhil Chopra, Zaheer are among the ones who have participated. I wonder where their priorities are and whether they will going Shoiab Akhter way all smitten by Bollywood and the crap that comes with it.......

50,000 into 10 is 5 lacs, not 5 crores

Sorry, I made a mistake. It is 50 lakhs per epp. I erred while typing in a hurry. So it is indeed 5 crores.....

Chandan wrote:

Batman wrote:There is a new reality Dance show coming out this month for which Bhajji was shooting non-stop. At Rs 50,000 per episode he ahs already shot 10 episodes [rounds] and amde 5 crores. The dancing pairs are one cricketer [current/ex] and one Bollywood/TV actress. Bhajji, Pathan, Kambli, Karthick, Nikhil Chopra, Zaheer are among the ones who have participated. I wonder where their priorities are and whether they will going Shoiab Akhter way all smitten by Bollywood and the crap that comes with it.......

I haven't seen it as yet. And do you know that Bhajji shot those dances about 4 months back when he was banned from IPL and ODIs?

So you thought during the day Bhajji was playing Irani cup in Baroda and at night was doing the dance show for Colors in Bombay? Goodness me!

And where is Zaheer? None of us saw him doing dances.

The shoot was happening till 2-3 weeks back. And it's not Zaheer. My mistake. It's Sreesanth the other unfocused idiot in the team.

Cue tac's favourite Indian Thriller Youtube clip.

Nah . . . you can't overuse things like that, skull . . . need to pick just. the.right. moment. to. unleash. it.

Sreesanth, Asif and Shoaib, I can already see the Asian Hall of Wastebaskets.....

tac wrote:Nah . . . you can't overuse things like that, skull . . . need to pick just. the.right. moment. to. unleash. it.

To quote Chiranjivi in the thriller - "Goli Maar' [Shoot the bullet]

Goli maar, goli maar, goli ma . . . ma . . . ma . . . ma . . . maar!

Batman wrote:The stupid show is called Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena and I am sure this is one show I am going to avoid like the plague...

Should be funny, when's it on?

And btw, FFS, Ban India.

tac wrote:Goli maar, goli maar, goli ma . . . ma . . . ma . . . ma . . . maar!

You are getting it all wrong.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Good funny interpretation. But truth is it is really Goli Maar.........Goli Maar......

Bhajji getting bit by the McGrath bug, he thinks India can beat Aussies 4-0 this series....

It will be 1-1

Soa anyone wants to make one last prediction before tea?

All 3 visionaries here who voted 2-0 for India please take a bow both for your courage and conviction.....

The One wrote:i go for india 2-0

so what do i win?

The One wrote:

The One wrote:i go for india 2-0

so what do i win?

The batfink one eyed qunt award.

The One wrote:

The One wrote:i go for india 2-0

so what do i win?

A heavy bat. You can use it to whack SG out of the park for a 6.....

The One wrote:i go for india 2-0

JGK wrote:India 2-0 - I can't see Aust bowling them out twice too often.

Dunno if this was a woof, but

IND 2 nil

PlanetPakistan wrote:IND 2 nil