Favourite Quotes

What are your favourite quotes?
What words have inspired or amused you?

Ban India

Get ****** horrie.

Be sensible!
If you're not careful, I won't post any more rubbish threads . . .

tac's sig is one of funniest.

doremi wrote:Get ****** horrie.

That was my second choice.

doremi wrote:tac's sig is one of funniest.

Indeed . . . the bathos is extraordinary . . .

"Such is Life," Ned Kelly.

"If you're not first, you're last" - Ricky Bobby's dad.

"The earth is slow but the ox is patient' - Mick Malthouse

What does that mean?

Never waste a hard on.
Never trust a fart.

Jack Nicholson.

Dirty old man!

"I've prepared for the worst case scenario ....but it could be even worse than that "

M Panesar

C'mon Brian Lets go to stoning. Should be a good one today, a local boy.
And all I said was, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jahova"
Your only making it worse for yourself. Only making it worse? How much worse can
it get? Jahova..................................

Cheers and beers.

"If you smell! What the Rock, is cooking!" ....The Rock

Pickle your knees in honey,
Pickle your knees in peas,
But if you want the sweetest knees in the business,
a-ha, a-ha,
a-ha
Pickle your knees,
Pickle your knees,
Pickle your knees in cheese

"Forgiving a terrorist- Must be left to "GOD"
But fixing their appointment with "GOD" is our responsibility"
-Indian Army

"Though my problems are meaningless, that don't make them go away." - Neil Young from 'On The Beach'

My signature.

Also:

We could hold the universe in the palm of our hand, if only we could unclench our fist.

I am unaware of anyone having said this before apart from me. I would hate to be a plagiarist.

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

Einstein.

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."


Einstein.

The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

Einstein.

He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

Einstein.

Is this a short thread or is it just me?