Your Favourite Cricketer You Want Hooked Up To A Current

I think you all know I was no fan of Damien Martyn, and in the past 12 months or so Matthew Hayden has joined him on that level of loathing, but do they deserve electrocution?

If not, who does?

Gin Gan.

Hayden.

Prior.

Bell.

Miserable Smith.

Kallis.

That'll do for now...

Sreesanth, mainly for this . . .

back then Sree was cool..

well may be not

Harby. Although I'm told the plants, particularly obnoxious little weeds are resilient to electricity.

Aye, Harby. Cheating, lying qunt.

Tell us what you really think...

The Australian team. With the exception of Hussey who's a legend. And maybe Krezja, Siddle and the other shitty bowlers. That would cover about most of them.

Kallis

Ponting

Smith

Harmi

Dingdong

Harmisson.

Pietersen.

Symonds.

Not a cricketer, but I'd love to see Bowden maimed in some way

Michael Clark was on the front of the locak tabloid newspaper last week showing off a tattoo on his arm that is dedicated to his girlfreind. I had an urge to see him hurt.

Rob I wrote:Kallis

Ponting

Smith

Harmi

Dingdong

Why Kallis?

Ponting. Repeatedly.

A special electric probe, for Ponting.

Better yet, one of those collars you can get for a dog that administers an electric shock? With a remote control.

Electric nipple clamps. Just going through my wardrobe . . .

I don't think Drunky's "Brain-Space" has the necessary substance to conduct the current. As I recall, vacuums don't conduct.

Brings to mind another saying...empty vessels...........

Shame as he is one helluva QUNT..along with The Child Assaulter who wasn't and Clarke...a fine pair of QUNTS who could do well on the AC Juice.......and Symmo...what a QUNT

Oh and throw Bell in as well, just to give England some hope in the 2009 Ashes

You think England are without hope in the Ashes? Oh dear.

Zat wrote:You think England are without hope in the Ashes? Oh dear.

No, so long as we get rid of Ding Dong....and maybe get someone who can bowl in addition to Freddie. Having a couple of bats in addition to KP may almost get us in the running....2 innings in 2 tests had only 3 bats reaching double figures FFS!!!!!

Then again Oz look pretty dross ATM so it may be interesting to see 2 3rd IX club teams thrash it out for more honours and knighthoods etc.

Andrew Hliditch.

Right now, England would look good for the Ashes with Bell as captain.

This is shaping up to be the most miserable Ashes since the mid-eighties with fans of both sides being utterly depressed at the state of their national cricket teams.

Good times.

Zat wrote:Right now, England would look good for the Ashes with Bell as captain.

Actually, following the "dismissal of the SA tail" on cricinfo and FB I may have to agree with you there.

Yep. Think I might go for a liquid lunch now. Could be some interesting foruming later today. Drink + Inept National Cricket Team = Extreme Foruming.

Zat wrote:Yep. Think I might go for a liquid lunch now. Could be some interesting foruming later today. Drink + Inept National Cricket Team = Extreme Foruming.

Drink + Inept National Cricket Team + Flaming Bails......You know it makes sense.