tell me it aint so - Poms next coach

story doing the rounds here is that 2 weeks ago KP rang TGM encouraging him (with chuckles berry as assistant) to throw his hat into the ring for MooCows job...

radio has the the TGM/chuckles team leading a pack of prospective Ozzies who are interested in the coaching role...other names are GSChappell, Tom Moody and Glawson...I do not give a bolly's rat about the other 3 but HANDS OFF WARNIE.

While I think it would be great for Eng cricket, and therefore lousy for Aus cricket, it'd be worth it because you head would fly off into space further than KP's dummy, h.

Therefore, Warney, take the job.

Cummon, Warney!!!!!

A hoax, I fear. SKW is the most patriotic Oz alive (except perhaps when MiniWarne speaks).

More chance...of a one-legged cat...burying a turd...on a frozen lake...

PeterCS wrote:Cummon, Warney!!!!!

A hoax, I fear. SKW is the most patriotic Oz alive (except perhaps when MiniWarne speaks).

Even if he wanted it, the ECB wouldn't hire a former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.

Their PR is already in the crapper.

Mind you, if he did, he could score the knighthood he so richly deserves.

Maybe he'll get one for service to English cricket anyway. After all, his retirement means the chances of England winning this year have increased.

But this is just any former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.

This is a MIGHTY AND SPARKLING former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.

aah good news....mind you any of glawson, moody or chappellg would really suit your team culture...

They actually talked about this in the Nien commentary box during Day 5 of the SCG Test. Warnie didn't deny that he'd been approached.

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Even if he wanted it, the ECB wouldn't hire a former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.
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Turn it up. They dream about this. They pray for it. They've had all of Hampshire's slappers doused in holy water so that this miracle might occur.

skully wrote:They actually talked about this in the Nien commentary box during Day 5 of the SCG Test. Warnie didn't deny that he'd been approached.

....aaaiiiiiiiieeeee

OP Tipping wrote:"
Even if he wanted it, the ECB wouldn't hire a former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.
"

Turn it up. They dream about this. They pray for it. They've had all of Hampshire's slappers doused in holy water so that this miracle might occur.

All of Hampshire's slappers have died of sexually transmitted diseases after Warnie's tenure as captain of the Hawks.

There's only respectable women left.

Harsh.

Hampshire nurses have big hearts.

Surely we should be encouraging them to take GSC or Henry as coach?

JGK wrote:Surely we should be encouraging them to take GSC or Henry as coach?

I think other Test nations are wising up that not all squnts are great coaches.

so I take it you Pomgolians are assuring me there is not a shred of truth to the TGM for coach story...

Mudge is not in the running.

horace wrote:so I take it you Pomgolians are assuring me there is not a shred of truth to the TGM for coach story...

Rest easy in your bath chair, mate.

horace wrote:so I take it you Pomgolians are assuring me there is not a shred of truth to the TGM for coach story...

Never can tell with the ECB - I suspect they're drunk during the majority of their decision making, such is the random nature of their "ideas".

But you'd get some pretty long odds on Warne taking over the reins. Especially now Pietersen is no longer King of the world.

horace wrote:so I take it you Pomgolians are assuring me there is not a shred of truth to the TGM for coach story...

but glawson in his time in Stanland did not have a chance to show his....erm..'expertise'.

arguably by putting a bomb under ginggang and fast tracking dhonut and other youngies GSC made a substantive contribution to banindian cricket..

as for Moody he has a good international rep...only partly tarnished by the national disgrace which is the wozzie cricket team

any of these 3 would be an asset to pommy cricket

I wouldn't really mind Moody tbh. There are many worse.

Not sure he is the BEST ...

I think Moody came back to Aus in the hope that he'd get the call up when CricAus realised Nielsen was shit as a coach. Instead, CA, in a move of ECB proportions, appointed him to continue as coach until the 2011 WC on the back of some pretty disappointing results...

Dello wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Cummon, Warney!!!!!

A hoax, I fear. SKW is the most patriotic Oz alive (except perhaps when MiniWarne speaks).

Even if he wanted it, the ECB wouldn't hire a former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.

Their PR is already in the crapper.

So that rules out the Gatting Gooch and Botham coaching committee application

Dello wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Cummon, Warney!!!!!

A hoax, I fear. SKW is the most patriotic Oz alive (except perhaps when MiniWarne speaks).

Even if he wanted it, the ECB wouldn't hire a former drug-cheating sex-pest with acrylic hair and a tendency to gob off.

Botham got a Knighthood.

Mind you, Warne has not raised ££££££££ for sick kids.