Is Horrie dead?

Didn't Horrie say something about visiting Pakistan?

tac wrote:

Zat wrote:

eowyn wrote:

Zat wrote:

eowyn wrote:horrie is one of those odd constants you can't function without

Wanna bet?

yes

Well I've been functioning just fine in his absence tyvm. Although I suppose that's 'fine' from my perspective. The rest of you may think I'm some sort of monster raving loony.

Bullshit. You've had to resort to a massive mutlimulti thread shitfest with batty (that made you both look retarded . . . yeah, you know the pic you often post) just to fill the gap that horrie's absence made in your life . . . .

Ah, that explains it. So it was because of Horrie, that catty fight with zatty happened. Guess can't even say get ****** Horrie, now that he is MIA? [And Apologies for being a pedant taccy].

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taipan wrote:Didn't Horrie say something about visiting Pakistan?

Oh Sh!t. So he is really dead in some terrorist attack! Hope I am wrong.

I am getting worried now. A joke is a joke,

Maybe he's decided to take a break from the forum for a while. Maybe he's discovered the green sky and the red grass and the purple waters of the ocean.

Or he's in Pakistan

He said he was not going (to Pakistan).

Perhaps Katich scored one too many 50's ...

But irrespective of Fleas productive form, surely a Vomit Shield win is more than enough to bring the old qunt out gloating like all fark?

Dear Mr and Ms Forummers and Zat

phurt...to clear a couple of matters up

I am not a gloater Skully and it would appear I am still alive...

I did attend the Shield final where justice was served ...My favourite day was day 2 - which proved to be great fun...i was doing wheelies in the motorised scooter (my version of a rain dance)..which proved overly successful as I ended up bogged in a mire so murky it resembled liquefied Zat..

Had a bit of fun teasing the odd QBilly (aren't they all odd) and skated a bit close to the edge when i teased the new spiv - watto- once or 3 million times too often about why he was not bowling, why he couldn't catch etc etc.

aside from that have been doing a bit of fishing and golfing, chasing the odd nurse and cleaning up on the punt..

normal service will resume soon.

cheers all

Horrie

Zombie Horrie!!!!

Nath wrote:Zombie Horrie!!!!

phurt I am not a Queensland opening bowler or Chair of the NSP

btw the woeful keeping of haddin has driven me to the brink of madness

horace wrote:btw the woeful keeping of haddin has driven me to the brink of madness

THIS is the straw that broke the camel's back?!?!

***pats nath on the head***...possibly with more force than was necessary

Horrie has returned! Rejoice Rejoice!

DJ_Smerk wrote:Horrie has returned! Rejoice Rejoice!

...phurt...but lets slaughter a tethered goat anyway

horace wrote:***pats nath on the head***...possibly with more force than was necessary

um, ouch!

Nath wrote:

horace wrote:***pats nath on the head***...possibly with more force than was necessary

um, ouch Get farked Horrie!

Fixed

horace wrote:btw the woeful keeping of haddin has driven me to the brink of madness

I didn't think there was was a cure for what ailed you . . .

The WLUC aka the serbo chokarian and haddin continue to chew up the remaining time time I have in this world

Welcome back and take it easy, Mr Horatio.

(And try not to bite the back that bites you back.)

thanx pete ...as a toothless ancient I am only capable of the occasional gumming

horrie, did you beware the Ides of March?

Did we ever establish if Horrie died or not?

There's a very odd smell.

Dello wrote:Did we ever establish if Horrie died or not?

I think we should leave it to him to prove that he's alive.