Re: Andy Flower it is then....

by Brass Monkey Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:17

You need to do some better artwork, for all we know you could be sticking us at the head of the pile. Where's your x and y labels? D-

by LeFromage Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:23

I'll take a D-, thanks.

'A's are for gays. That's the saying. Not my words. The saying.

'B's are for cheese. The saying. Doesn't make sense. Not my words.

'C's are for fleas.

But 'D's are for me. Washed down with a cup of tea.

by Brass Monkey Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:27

I thought D's are for sneeze?

I got a D- once, off some Chinese intellectual refugee. I nearly went 'Mao' on his arse.

by LeFromage Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:36

Oh, you wanted the complete saying? I was just giving you the edited highlights to save time.

'D's are for me, washed down with a cup of tea, before I sneeze, in threes, because I'm not some kind of nasally spasticated sleaze. Gareth Breese has diseased knees.

by Brass Monkey Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:41

Fromage is French for cheese, they shove it in your face if you don't say 'please' which is the English for s'il vous plait

by WideWally Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:50

He's free as the breeze, He's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees
As he swings through the trees without a trapeze
In his B.V.D.'s

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