Jesus, this place is dead...

Dello wrote:Perhaps they have to work tomorrow?

To be honest, I feel a little underwhelmed by the prospect of the Ashes. I don't know why - I imagine I'll snap out of it once it all gets under way.

We understand Ajay. India v Pak is more your thing...

G.Wood wrote:

Dello wrote:Perhaps they have to work tomorrow?

To be honest, I feel a little underwhelmed by the prospect of the Ashes. I don't know why - I imagine I'll snap out of it once it all gets under way.

Perhaps because it is a case of the Average v the Ordinary

No - with England it's always a case of the Average verses something or other.

Maybe the beating Test cricket has taken in the last 18 months - and the overall cheapening of the sport - has dampened my enthusiasm a bit.

I mean, this first Test is a perfect example of the devaluing of cricket: sold, as it was, to the highest bidder in some shit-heap town in the middle of nowhere, f*ck the history, to hell with tradition, bollocks to playing the most keenly anticipated series in years at the best venues - just show me the money.

Or another example of a fart against thunder (G Gooch, 1991 I think)?

ECB in cheaping the Ashes shocker

Yeah, dead as a dodo.

It's Dellos job to announce the forum is dead. Get with the times...

Remember when I used to start threads about the forum being dead during months when there was only around 11,000 posts?

Good times.

We are beyond dead now. Deader.

Nah, we're like a football team going through a bad patch and only having it's regulars attend.

We're bloody stars...

We're Ipswich?

F*ck. It's worse than I thought...

We are? In which case we're on a roll and heading in the right direction.

Relegation?

JKlever assumes I give a fark what dello says.

You are running scared of Mr Big - admit it.

I won't run scared of anyone. I'd love to see me get banned!!!

BanSmerky???

PMSL. Members with just one post for the day are getting a mention in the Top 20 Posters of the Day table.

Play the Funeral dirge, FFS.

I was in the top 20 once!

Okay, play the funeral dirge.

Well, 3 or 4 more posts and you'll be in the top 10 for the day.

FFS, with 14 posts, I'm at the top of the table. [sigh]

About to go from 12th place to 7th

2 more and you'll be 5th, 5 more and you'll be on the podium.

If I make it onto the podium, screen-cap it for me and we will use it as proof the forum is dead!

skully wrote:PMSL. Members with just one post for the day are getting a mention in the Top 20 Posters of the Day table.

Play the Funeral dirge, FFS.

Only because you idiots get up in the middle of the night

Has FB written an advanced health directive?

If it continues to pine for the fjords, I'm not sure we should waste 100 joules on it ...

Norwegian Blue?

Perhaps that's already been replaced by the slug.