Bob Woolmer - Police still refuse to rule out violent crime

Reports have recently surfaced that all four are still out there, waiting in the country's only glory hole - until, of course, they get some business. At which point they all sprint off down Ol Smokey's.

The real reason they're still there is that Fred's attempt under cover of darkness to rescue them with a pedalo failed.

mynah wrote:The real reason they're still there is that Fred's attempt under cover of darkness to rescue them with a pedalo failed.

If they really wanted to be rescued, they wouldn't have given Freddie any crack. They were just laughing in their sleeves to see him on 'Smoke street'.

Batfink Begins wrote:

eowyn wrote:But what about the animals? Why doesn't anyone think about the animals?

Paul Smith and Ed Giddens said they'd 'do' animals, for a greater price. One the animals can rarely afford. On the occasion they can, the boys get a full day in the crackhouse. Good times, apparently.

Horses for courses then.

Horses? Jamaica?




No, she went of her own accord.

You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.......

Graphite, actually.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Graphite, actually.

As a lubricant?

Batfink Begins wrote:

mynah wrote:The real reason they're still there is that Fred's attempt under cover of darkness to rescue them with a pedalo failed.

If they really wanted to be rescued, they wouldn't have given Freddie any crack. They were just laughing in their sleeves to see him on 'Smoke street'.

And to think the media said it was lunatic soup. Is there no end to the amount that is being covered up?

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Graphite, actually.

Get stuffed, pedant

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Graphite, actually.

So someone saying "It puts lead in my pencil" is faking it...

mynah wrote:And to think the media said it was lunatic soup. Is there no end to the amount that is being covered up?

Not really. I mean, I bet you didn't know that Ashley Giles was actually better than Murali but Fletcher told him to bowl flat darts so "Poor little Matthew, Andrew, Stephen and Simon don't feel bad about themselves" and as Fletcher had Giles' "Crystal Of Life", he felt the best way was not to argue.

mynah wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Graphite, actually.

So someone saying "It puts lead in my pencil" is faking it...

That's when the lubricant is needed

mynah wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Graphite, actually.

So someone saying "It puts lead in my pencil" is faking it...

everytime, Mynah

Zat wrote:Jeezus Gaz, haven't you heard of paragraphs? Looks like some stream-of-conciousness foruming old mate.

Is Gary really Jack K, or Hunter S Thompson? Not enough gratuitous sex and violence in the narrative, you say, but perhaps they've been mellowing in the years since staging their deaths ...

eowyn wrote:But what about the animals? Why doesn't anyone think about the animals?

Buckaroo things of nothing else!