England v Australia, 1st Test, Cardiff, July 8-12 (II)

doremi wrote:Ah we have taipan WUM-ing again.

As opposed to your bland posts about SFA?

Thank god for the wicket.

Katich lbw to Anderson for 122.

Good lord .. should I switch on the tv ?

Sitick your dick in the AV socket for all I care, Lags.

Katich & Ponting's 239 11th highest for Australian 2nd wicket in all Tests and 5th highest against England - only 21 runs short of fc record for 2nd wicket at Cardiff.

"Katich & Ponting's 239 11th highest for Australian 2nd wicket in all Tests and 5th highest against England - only 21 runs short of fc record for 2nd wicket at Cardiff."

Let me guess - Viv R and some other bloke?

The One wrote:zzzzzzzzz

joke of a pitch

Focking rights. Utter joke.

This is mental though... it's... well, it's.... almost like Australia are good at playing spin, non-chucking(orthodox) spin especially. But I just don't get it. The media(taking some f*cking dumbarse supporters along with them) were pretty much portraying it as a "turn up with two spinners and roll them" type game. Lo and behold - oh, what's this? OMG WHEN DID THEY GET GOOD AT PLAYING SPIN.

I dunno. For as long as I can remember?

Aye Danny, bowled spin doesn't cause many Aussies many problems. The chuckers, otoh are another story.

Fred Nerk wrote:Sitick your dick in the AV socket for all I care, Lags.

Didn't you mean power socket, Nerky?

The first six of the match goes for seven...

And I'm sorry, but Monty looked like the 'special kid' in the class jumping up to try for the catch as it sailed over his head...

Zat wrote:The first six of the match goes for seven...

Beats a DLF maximum

The collapse is under way

Hussey gone, and the collapse is on. We'll be all out 350 just after lunch...

"bowled spin doesn't cause many Aussies many problems. The chuckers, otoh are another story."

Don't remember Shot Put Boy giving Oz many migraines 18 months ago either.....

Hussey gone!

Fred Nerk wrote:"bowled spin doesn't cause many Aussies many problems. The chuckers, otoh are another story."

Don't remember Shot Put Boy giving Oz many migraines 18 months ago either.....

Hussey gone!

I see my description is catching on

Clarke is doing a fair impression of a blue-arsed fly so far....looks less than absolutely convincing.

Fred Nerk wrote:Don't remember Shot Put Boy giving Oz many migraines 18 months ago either.....

It's more the Bhajji and Boater versions I was referred to. It's well documented the OC(original chuck) struggles against Aus.

Personally I don't think the English spinners have bowled badly at all. Just so happens the opposition are quite adept at playing said spinners.

F*cking stupid.

Zat wrote:And I'm sorry, but Monty looked like the 'special kid' in the class jumping up to try for the catch as it sailed over his head...

Be as sorry as you like zat, each contemptuous comment seems to bring the Poms a wicket!

Could you up the rate a bit for us?

150 up for drunky, least he can bat

PeterCS wrote:

Zat wrote:And I'm sorry, but Monty looked like the 'special kid' in the class jumping up to try for the catch as it sailed over his head...

Be as sorry as you like zat, each contemptuous comment seems to bring the Poms a wicket!

Could you up the rate a bit for us?

PeterCS wrote:

Zat wrote:And I'm sorry, but Monty looked like the 'special kid' in the class jumping up to try for the catch as it sailed over his head...

Be as sorry as you like zat, each contemptuous comment seems to bring the Poms a wicket!

Could you up the rate a bit for us?

I've already said the collapse is on and we'll be gone for 350.

Blackadder wrote:150 up for drunky, least he can bat

Nice woof, that man!

crap!