Wackiest headline of the year?
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Wackiest headline of the year?
Just saw:
BEER BOTTLE STUCK IN MAN'S COLON
Seems it took two operations to remove it. (No, don't ask me how they did it in two.) And neither he nor the doctors know how it got there...
BEER BOTTLE STUCK IN MAN'S COLON
Seems it took two operations to remove it. (No, don't ask me how they did it in two.) And neither he nor the doctors know how it got there...
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That explains zimmy's disappearance . . .
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My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
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Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Have you still got your pet gerbil?
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I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...
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Don't even think of it. Those thingies have teeth.taipan wrote:Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Have you still got your pet gerbil?
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mynah wrote:I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...
Navel oranges?
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No, I mislaid it.taipan wrote:Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Have you still got your pet gerbil?
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Demelza wrote:No, I mislaid it.taipan wrote:Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Have you still got your pet gerbil?
Got lost in the bush?
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mynah wrote:
I've read of a woman who couldn't tell doctors why they had to remove four oranges from her. And then there was the infamous Dustette, which would suddenly turn itself on and lacerate hundreds of naked men as they brushed past...
Navel oranges?
Wrong address
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I think the beaver ate it.taipan wrote:Demelza wrote:No, I mislaid it.taipan wrote:Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Have you still got your pet gerbil?
Got lost in the bush?
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New candidate:
"Doctors Find Toothbrush In Woman's Nose"
"Doctors Find Toothbrush In Woman's Nose"
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And of course there have been the various cellphone candidates
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Well, they shouldn't have a vibrating feature, should they.taipan wrote:And of course there have been the various cellphone candidates
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It's called ringing your bell
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Demelza wrote:My friend is a nurse in A&E and she said that a man 'fell' on a lightbulb once.
Wonder if the same thing happened to him?
Well, a mate of mine fell on a wine bottle. There were a few witnesses there at the time - fell over, right on the neck of the bottle, went through his trousers and boxers and straight up his scheissenheimer. The bottle broke, plenty of blood and a trip to A&E ensued. Must've been a 1 in a million chance of that happening.
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Read one about an American woman who used a whole potato to keep everything in place, and forgot about it - until, some time later, she went to the doctor complaining about "them green vines in the virginny".
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That lends a whole new dimension to 'Carry me back to old Virginny' ...
And Dem/mynah, regarding the cellphones ... the punters usually present to A&E requesting not removal, but a simple battery change
And Dem/mynah, regarding the cellphones ... the punters usually present to A&E requesting not removal, but a simple battery change
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In situ?lardbucket wrote:That lends a whole new dimension to 'Carry me back to old Virginny' ...
And Dem/mynah, regarding the cellphones ... the punters usually present to A&E requesting not removal, but a simple battery change
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That would require some dexterity.
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True, couldn't happen without fingering a suspect.
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There's so many questions I want to ask........
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/misc/rosesiggins.html
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/misc/rosesiggins.html
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Demelza wrote:There's so many questions I want to ask........
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/misc/rosesiggins.html
Touching story. I interviewed a wonderful guy with the same condition once. Don't know why the URL says "multiple sclerosis", though?
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Try this for wacky:
How many countries are participating?
How often is the final played on another continent?
How many winners have come from outside the US?
How many Americans know that where is a world beyond their borders?
Red Sox Rout Indians 11-2 to Advance to World Series
The Red Sox will host the Colorado Rockies in the World
Series opener Wednesday night at Fenway Park.
How many countries are participating?
How often is the final played on another continent?
How many winners have come from outside the US?
How many Americans know that where is a world beyond their borders?
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mynah wrote:
How many countries are participating?
How often is the final played on another continent?
How many winners have come from outside the US?
How many Americans know that where is a world beyond their borders?
The newspaper "The World" sponsored it in it's early stages - hence the World Series.
But most Yankee fat-heads probably don't know that either and probably think the whole world plays baseball, but just aren't good enough to compete.
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