Lily fancies some onions...
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Lily fancies some onions...
Media slut fancies Onions
Odd.
Odd.
Invader Zim- Number of posts : 6396
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Onions comments "She a great singer". His bowling is better than his musical taste.
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Just for one brief moment I thought the great Wozzie quick had a taste for some leek and onion pies ...
... or in more sinister vein .... but let's not go there ..!
... or in more sinister vein .... but let's not go there ..!
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Lily allen into cricket eh?
JKLever- Number of posts : 27236
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She'll be into or onto anything.
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Would that apply to an onion bhajji too?
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Onions will only upset her.
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I imagine Lily would be a proper dirty shag.
And for that alone, I salute her
And for that alone, I salute her
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I was gonna say the same thing. I'm not particularly attracted to her, but were I Graham Onions I'd be ringing her right now to get a night of total mentalism under my belt.
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[This is Rachel]
What charming judgmental comments about a woman in the public eye expressing an opinion about anything at all.
Definitely too many dicks on this dancefloor.
What charming judgmental comments about a woman in the public eye expressing an opinion about anything at all.
Definitely too many dicks on this dancefloor.
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Eric Air Emu wrote:
Definitely too many dicks on this dancefloor.
Sounds like a new lily allen song perhaps...
JKLever- Number of posts : 27236
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I wonder if Onions would "make this noise and then apparently it's all over".
I am of course referring to the gagging sound he would make if he saw the short barge-arsed thing in the buff. The hail damage on the thighs would be enough to bring up your peas and carrots.
I am of course referring to the gagging sound he would make if he saw the short barge-arsed thing in the buff. The hail damage on the thighs would be enough to bring up your peas and carrots.
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Of course, lilies and onions both grow from bulbs, so I suppose they're two of a kind really.
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skully wrote:I wonder if Onions would "make this noise and then apparently it's all over".
I am of course referring to the gagging sound he would make if he saw the short barge-arsed thing in the buff. The hail damage on the thighs would be enough to bring up your peas and carrots.
Doesn't he have access to ale? Or the light switch.
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Dello wrote:I imagine Lily would be a proper dirty shag.
And for that alone, I salute her
Her tits are too low on her chest to be a proper dirty shag.
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Sir Elton reckons he could snort her under the table. A strange method of foreplay.
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Hmmmm....
I think I'm with Rachel on this one.
Some one like Lily Allen dares to have an opinion and you all jump on her because she doesn't fit your rather warped ideas of the ideal woman. i.e. they should put up, shut up and look like tiapan's and Red's avatars.
I think I'm with Rachel on this one.
Some one like Lily Allen dares to have an opinion and you all jump on her because she doesn't fit your rather warped ideas of the ideal woman. i.e. they should put up, shut up and look like tiapan's and Red's avatars.
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Settle Ange. Just havin a laff.
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I'm settled, just a little disappointed.
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Have you looked at your avatar?
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Well, she does come across as a bit of dumb bint.eowyn wrote:I'm settled, just a little disappointed.
Feel free to slag off any dumb bint of a male pop star.
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What's wrong with my avatar, Bradders? I can change it if it's deemed inappropriate.
Skully, she is one of those people who just opens her mouth and says whatever she she feelings like saying. The world would be a whole lot duller without dumb bints.
Skully, she is one of those people who just opens her mouth and says whatever she she feelings like saying. The world would be a whole lot duller without dumb bints.
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eowyn wrote: The world would be a whole lot duller without dumb bints.
I could live without Red forumming tbh....
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Nothing. I just meant she's not your average woman.
And now I'm going to go and shoot myself.
And now I'm going to go and shoot myself.
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