Bell quits test cricket

Just kidding

Ok, lame but needed to be done....

You're such a wag, Lever.

Yeah, quits all over his pants.

This thread is the equivalent of giving a 6 year old a really awesome toy for Christmas and then smashing it to pieces in front of him.

W@nker!!!

holcs wrote:W@nker!!!

The littlest thing amuse....

Jontyh wrote:You're such a wag, Lever.

And i thought Lever was a man.

JKLever wrote:

holcs wrote:W@nker!!!

The littlest thing amuse....

Poor Nigel . . . he grew up at altitude, you know . . . .

tac wrote:

JKLever wrote:

holcs wrote:W@nker!!!

The littlest thing amuse....

Poor Nigel . . . he grew up at altitude, you know . . . .

Bell effectively quit Test cricket the first time he walked out to bat... actually, his debut innings was a quite promising 70-odd I seem to remember, so maybe it was the second time!

Well this was an embarrasing thread, was under the influence obvo.

beamer wrote:Bell effectively quit Test cricket the first time he walked out to bat... actually, his debut innings was a quite promising 70-odd I seem to remember, so maybe it was the second time!

Hit twice, hopping around like a frightened number eleven - a little girl number eleven - before getting off the mark with a panicky edge over the slips.

What then followed was some nice-looking strokes, before giving it up in sight of a substantial score.

All the signs were there...

Dello wrote:

beamer wrote:Bell effectively quit Test cricket the first time he walked out to bat... actually, his debut innings was a quite promising 70-odd I seem to remember, so maybe it was the second time!

Hit twice, hopping around like a frightened number eleven - a little girl number eleven - before getting off the mark with a panicky edge over the slips.

What then followed was some nice-looking strokes, before giving it up in sight of a substantial score.

All the signs were there...

Bloody hell, you've got a good memory. Unless you're making it all up, of course.

No, thats exactly how it went. It's funny what you remember. Mind you - those were good times.

Not sure I can really remember much of Ashes 2006/7 after the 2nd test.

A couple of my team-mates remember virtually every game we've ever played it seems. They'll say "Do you remember when..." and I haven't got a clue. I can't remember matches I played in earlier this season, let alone watching a Test match from 5 years ago. I don't remember any of Bell's innings that day.

JKLever wrote:No, thats exactly how it went. It's funny what you remember. Mind you - those were good times.

Not sure I can really remember much of Ashes 2006/7 after the 2nd test.

I can send you the DVD if you want ...

Nah, i'll skip that one ta, apparently the ending isn't very good.

Are there no alternative endings on the DVD? Surely they filmed a version where England actually won in Adelaide and changed the whole course of the series...

beamer wrote:Are there no alternative endings on the DVD? Surely they filmed a version where England actually won in Adelaide and changed the whole course of the series...

They tried but a virus that fed on Gashley dropping the Drunk kept erasing the re-edited versions.

Perhaps it's cruelty like this thread from Lever that chased all the women (and Chas) away.

Lever = definitely not Mr Huggable on this occasion.

Wasn't Chas a woman? He always had that tight black bodice on. Or girdle, whatever it was. Top.

Six years was all it took. Lever, come back, all is forgiven.

There are worse players to have pulled on the 3 Lions cap.

I presume he'll continue to whiplash sneer in County Cricket.

With a longer nose the Shermanator would have looked a dead ringer Richard Nixon. .you wont have me to kick around anymore.