Re: When Ponting's swearing almost landed Aussies in jail

by Ross Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:05

Ponting didn't beat the cops because he waited too long for Hodge to make 200.

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:12

Marto was the man who wasn't there

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:17

Greg Ritchie made a diplomatic intervention, and commentator Slats hosed the event down with urbane grace.

by Henry Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:17

Mike Hussey made a beeline for Jamaican Copper Marshall Taylor.

And.....I think we're done.

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:21

Meanwhile, in the commentary box, Ian Chappell spat in Ian Botham's beer while no-one was watching.

by Zat Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:22

You forgot one.

Mitchell Johnson took no part in the happenings whatsoever.

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:22

Ian Chappell blamed John Buchanan and Don Bradman

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:23

Peter Roebuck used up an entire box of tissues.

by Henry Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:23

Tony Greig was out the back, patronising as many Bajans as he could find.

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:26

David Hookes told them to duck the bouncers ....

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:27

Darren Lehmann went back inside the dressing room and said something.

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:29

Boonie started on his 53rd ....

by tac Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:31

Dougie called 3 spades . . .

by Zat Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:31

Ben Cousins, watching on TV, lit up another pipe of ice.

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:39

'I'm glad this is all out in the open, finally. No-one saw any of it at the time; it was simply too dark', said Simon Taufel, between sips of Dilmah. He was speaking from a secret location.

by Henry Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:43

Barry Richards was reliving the glory days for some fans with one of those big, heavy bats they use these days, on one of those flat lifeless pitches they use these days, hitting balls into the small, roped off outfield they play on these days.

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:48

arjuna in between scoffing plates of samosas brought to him by his runner casually applied his bat to a passing youngster

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:48

Murali claimed that Punter had been born with deformed vocal cords and it only 'sounded' like every second word that Punter said was ****** ...

Arjuna called for a runner....

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:50

harrummppphhhfff....severely chastises self for think like a wozzie

by Zat Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:51

Flintoff tried to drown his sorrows and himself in a lake in a nasty pedalo boat sequel.

Bob Woolmer tried to decompose himself at all the fuss.

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:51

Punter apologised for his other head, which sometimes acts independently.

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:55

cosgrove trashed his room, admitted to being as rock star and playing air guitar with his bat and insists on being called meatloaf

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:55

horace wrote:cosgrove trashed his room, admitted to being as rock star and playing air guitar with his bat and insists on being called meatloaf

...and then ate himself

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:56

embee wrote:
horace wrote:cosgrove trashed his room, admitted to being as rock star and playing air guitar with his bat and insists on being called meatloaf

...and then ate himself

and we all lived happily ever after

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:58

Ritchie Benaud found it all faintly amusing.

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