Re: When Ponting's swearing almost landed Aussies in jail

by horace Thu 25 Oct 2007, 06:59

Bill squawked at the offer of pigeon pie

by embee Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:00

Shaun Pollock said the umpires should be forgiven for the farcical end to the match because weather rules can be a bit tricky ...

Mark Boucher defended them too...straight back to the bowler ....

Allan Donald and Lance Klusener said Yes, No , Sorry ...

by tac Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:01

Sir Ian Botham warned the police twice and then king hit them before chasing them into the car park . . . Chappelli later denied it happened.

by mynah Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:01

embee wrote:Murali claimed that Punter had been born with deformed vocal cords and it only 'sounded' like every second word that Punter said was ****** ...

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:06

Mark Nicholas remained under heavy sedation, on a zinc and fructose infusion. 'The reasons for these serious deficiencies are not readily apparent', said his friend, who identified himself only as Brett.

by lardbucket Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:09

mynah wrote:
embee wrote:Murali claimed that Punter had been born with deformed vocal cords and it only 'sounded' like every second word that Punter said was ****** ...

A Brazilian voice analyst concurred with this theory. He had Ponting utter the alleged indiscretion on tape, on repeated occasions, and found that he was able to complete the sentence without uttering an audible obscenity on 85% of occasions.

by tac Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:12

lardbucket wrote:
mynah wrote:
embee wrote:Murali claimed that Punter had been born with deformed vocal cords and it only 'sounded' like every second word that Punter said was ****** ...

A Brazilian voice analyst concurred with this theory. He had Ponting utter the alleged indiscretion on tape, on repeated occasions, and found that he was able to complete the sentence without uttering an audible obscenity on 85% of occasions.

But only after he failed the initial testing.

by mynah Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:29

embee wrote:
horace wrote:cosgrove trashed his room, admitted to being as rock star and playing air guitar with his bat and insists on being called meatloaf

...and then ate himself

...While Punter was calling for a fork.

by Ross Thu 25 Oct 2007, 07:58

Neil Harvey was unimpressed with it all.

by tac Thu 25 Oct 2007, 08:45

Warnie tried to contact Punter but SMSed a nurse by mistake . . . the exact meaning of his message "get it all off babe and I'll show you me flipper" remains the subject of heated debate between himself and his ex-wife.

by Anniyan Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:50

It was Camera man Joe who swore! Not Ponting!

by horace Fri 26 Oct 2007, 00:57

this is a wonderfully rich and hilarious thread full of wit and absent of zimi

by horace Fri 26 Oct 2007, 00:58

ok ok ok ok ....apologies re the vor crack...it diminishes an otherwise fun thread

by Mal function Fri 26 Oct 2007, 02:31

And Pakistan claimed it proved that Hair is picking on them, as Inzi scratched his balls.

by mynah Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:22

Mal function wrote:And Pakistan claimed it proved that Hair is picking on them, as Inzi scratched his balls.

All this nitpicking still going on? Twisted Evil

by HH_pink Sun 28 Oct 2007, 03:29

Zat wrote:Stuart Clark said 'Life is like a box of choc'lits... you never know what you're gonna get' as the copper tried to cuff him.

ROTFLMAO.

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