It's January - oh yeah, that's Banindian sookathon time

Batman wrote:If we nuke all Aussies, then who will we beat in tests?

Do India play Tests?

Only about 5 times a year. They save themselves for that mentally challenging plastic cricket.

5?

Well, 6 in 2009 anyway.

embee wrote:

Batman wrote:If we nuke all Aussies, then who will we beat in tests?

Do India play Tests?

Just about enough to be the #1 ICC test side.

buckSH wrote:

skully wrote:

furriner wrote:Who will you laugh at when they're trying to pick up chicks in bars?

Hehehe, good stuff, furry.

yeah, you groomed him well.

They send me a paycheck. Delivered by helicopters.

But didn't India play more tests than Aus when we climbed to the top of the test chart recently after the win against Lanka at home? And in the deciding 3 year cycle, didn't we come in second in the number of tests played after England.....

furriner wrote:

buckSH wrote:

skully wrote:

furriner wrote:Who will you laugh at when they're trying to pick up chicks in bars?

Hehehe, good stuff, furry.

yeah, you groomed him well.

They send me a paycheck. Delivered by helicopters.

Grooming usually results in the helicopters being full of rozzers....

furriner wrote:

buckSH wrote:

skully wrote:

furriner wrote:Who will you laugh at when they're trying to pick up chicks in bars?

Hehehe, good stuff, furry.

yeah, you groomed him well.

They send me a paycheck. Delivered by helicopters.

Well you do try too hard at times to win their appreciation.

I mean aussie appreciation .. it's like shit on a stick which passes off for a stick candy in aus.

furriner wrote:Delivered by helicopters.

Shiny black ones?
Racist.

buckSH wrote:

furriner wrote:

buckSH wrote:

skully wrote:

furriner wrote:Who will you laugh at when they're trying to pick up chicks in bars?

Hehehe, good stuff, furry.

yeah, you groomed him well.

They send me a paycheck. Delivered by helicopters.

Well you do try too hard at times to win their appreciation.

It's because they send me a paycheck. Delivered by helicopters.

why not they deliver it by hand ? does zat get his fingers too dirty putting them in places where they do not really belong ?

furriner wrote:

doremi wrote:Phurt, we're the nation of Gandhi(s?). We'd normally not nuke anyone, but even we have our limits, and I'm about sure that's Ponting. And possibly that Indo-Aussie guy who sings country. That really shouldn't be allowed.

I'm all for firing nukes at Australia, but not before every single one of us has been denied immigration.......

I'm not sure about the "every single one of us..." angle. I'm sure we could convince Himesh Reshammiya, Narendra Modi, the Thackeray family, 90% of the news channel crews, most of the politicians (should be the easiest part), the fundoos, everyone in anyway connected with reality shows with children as also every participant and viewer of Big f-ing Boss (except a few in my family) to move there to make the pressing of the trigger easier.

doremi wrote:

furriner wrote:

doremi wrote:Phurt, we're the nation of Gandhi(s?). We'd normally not nuke anyone, but even we have our limits, and I'm about sure that's Ponting. And possibly that Indo-Aussie guy who sings country. That really shouldn't be allowed.

I'm all for firing nukes at Australia, but not before every single one of us has been denied immigration.......

I'm not sure about the "every single one of us..." angle. I'm sure we could convince Himesh Reshammiya, Narendra Modi, the Thackeray family, 90% of the news channel crews, most of the politicians (should be the easiest part), the fundoos, everyone in anyway connected with reality shows with children as also every participant and viewer of Big f-ing Boss (except a few in my family) to move there to make the pressing of the trigger easier.

Can I come and watch when they try to make you all obey their idiotically restrictive road rules?

Not a third of the way through the month and over 4500 posts. Won't be a 20,000 month but might approach 15,000.

And the Banindians have done their bit as usual. One weirdo in particular.

With some good cricket to come, 14K looking a chance. Over 6K now.

Pushing 9000 posts early on the 17th day of the month. With a little more cricket and a load more Banindian hysteria, 15,000 is not out of the question.

Looks like the Poms have filled the sooking void...well played them.

Invader Zim wrote:Looks like the Poms have filled the sooking void...well played them.

FFFFFUUUU-

DJ_Smerk wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:Looks like the Poms have filled the sooking void...well played them.

FFFFFUUUU-

Just remind them of their toys coming right out of the pram after the Oval.

Approaching 12,000 posts with 9 days still to go in January, a bit of a Ind v Pak shitfest going on and plenty of plastic cricket to come.

15,000 must be a show.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

how is that relevant to this thread

CT wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:

how is that relevant to this thread

Coz it makes dem BanIndian geezers appreciate the passionate reason why REAL cricket is played!

The Urn is in safe hands.

And you can guarantee an Aussie sook over it.