I love it when a plan comes together

Chivalry Augustus wrote:Ain't rah rahs poshies?

Better to be a poshie than to be Welsh at t'end of the day. Being a Welsh poshie on the other hand is like being born deafblind*.

* - the thought of deafblind children makes the Gusman cry. Poor kids. There is no God. I am going to run a bath now and slit my wrists .

Now you're being judgemental, Chivus.

Did you go to Nottingham High Chiv?

I wish I'd been called something cool. Like Alexander Chivalry-Augustus. That would be a name to walk down the streets shouting about. Anyone who gave me so much as a wrong look with that name would be left with nice little gouge holes where their eyes used to be and a blood guzzler where their tongue used to be.

Been OD-ing on "300", Gus?

What a shitful thread.

I thought it was written into the Forum Preamble that all threads "Must be full of sh!t"

It is bad enough that my bags are full of RD then I read this.

horace wrote:It is bad enough that my bags are full of RD then I read this.

Recycled Diarrhoea?

I hate to state the obvious about RD

horace wrote:It is bad enough that my bags are full of RD then I read this.

your scrote is full of RDs?

no the other bag ya big galoot

Chivalry Augustus wrote:

vilkrang wrote:
And you apparently aren't intelligent enough to read all of the first post in this thread .

I did read it:

'Hi there,

My name is Vilkrang. I am big testicle shaped girl from Nigeria, I recently flounce over matter of spilled milk. I be returnings now with head firmly between legs where I be staring quite resolutely at vagina. I have spent entire time off forum masturbating over the Michael George who come from your America. I now apologise for girlishness and hope you good people of United Flaming Bails Kingdom accept me back into loving arms.

Thanking you,
Big Gay Wimp.'

That's just farkin funny. But why does a girl from Nigeria have a Russian accent?

Can't wait to read Vikas'.

And to think, I actually expressed a desire that vilks would come back...

Dello wrote:

PeterCS wrote:
Whatever happened to the other Rob?

Rob Stephenson was part of the triumvirate of twats: Lags, NFI, him.

They'd regularly email each other to plot their latest "wind ups" and discuss how they were going "destroy" the Bails.

Honestly. I've been forwarded the mails.

If he's here, he's keeping his head down. Which is probably for the best.

Yeah, I also heard about this

You want to publish the emails?

Go on...

taipan wrote:

Dello wrote:

PeterCS wrote:
Whatever happened to the other Rob?

Rob Stephenson was part of the triumvirate of twats: Lags, NFI, him.

They'd regularly email each other to plot their latest "wind ups" and discuss how they were going "destroy" the Bails.

Honestly. I've been forwarded the mails.

If he's here, he's keeping his head down. Which is probably for the best.

Yeah, I also heard about this

Hmm.... doesn't surprise me.

Rob S always seemed a bit of an oddball. Years ago, he was aware that I worked in Law like him and we lived in a vaguely similar location (Northwest England).... he told me about a job he knew of and offered to pass on my CV to the law firm. I politely declined, on the basis of; (a) not being in the habit of giving out my personal details to random people off the internet, and; (b) because I got the distinct impression that he was trying to get hold of my home address for NFI, who at that time had a grudge against me the size of Belgium.

Of course, everyone here reckons Merlin is NFI...

Pretty sure me and Ian are cool now anyway. Sorted that whole thing out ages ago.

Were you around when "Ian" threatened me with legal action if people didn't stop mentioning his name on the forum?

Think that was at the first FB.

What a cock.

Haha! Yes, I do remember that one.

Sued for "libelling" a fictitious internet login name.... love to see that one argued in court!

Dello wrote:Were you around when "Ian" threatened me with legal action if people didn't stop mentioning his name on the forum?

Think that was at the first FB.

What a cock.

Good times.

must admit for a time I thought merls and taips were one and the same but have revised my view..

it is now clear that taips=NFI

Fark me, h, I was about to make the same connection . . . obviously he's stepped up the medication of late . . .

clearly young tacster...my great mind and your great...erm?