101 Uses for a Daren Powell

1. Clean him out and use him as a kennel.

2. Use him as an opening bowler for the West Indian cricket team.

3. A standardised figure of ridicule, against which all other butts of ridicule can be calibrated..For example, FB's self-styled 'object of ridicule', Smerky, can't crack 0.5 on the powellometer, even when he tries to be as Welsh as possible. Come to think of it, isn't Powell a Welsh name?

4. Thanks Lardy, I cried manly tears.

lardbucket wrote:3. A standardised figure of ridicule, against which all other butts of ridicule can be calibrated..For example, FB's self-styled 'object of ridicule', Smerky, can't crack 0.5 on the powellometer, even when he tries to be as Welsh as possible. Come to think of it, isn't Powell a Welsh name?

Powell isn't Welsh. Please make your assertions correct in future. Thanks.

I stand corrected. In future I will only ask questions to which I already know the answer.

Well, don't ask me if I'm the object of ridicule.

I wasn't talking to you (specifically) ...

Are you from Earth?

Ah, sorry.


My mistake.

Silly me.

My question was asked in general, of anyone who might know.

Where'd 'nearly man' Mike Powell come from, then? Didn't he play for Glamorgan?

Seems you are correct Lardy.


Well, I'll get my coat.

PeterCS wrote:1. Clean him out and use him as a kennel.

Turn him into a large Chesterfield.

Why are people so unkind?

That would be an ecumencal matter

Or the subject of another debate. This one is more of a "Why was he born so beautiful?" thread.

PeterCS wrote:That would be an ecumencal matter

Wasn't that one of VoR's IDs?

Father Ted.

Not saying one of Zim's "friends" didn't nab it.

4. Give him a wig. curly shoes painted face and a funny suit ...

he's playing like a clown he may as well look the part

He would probably stay on the trick bicycle, wear normal sized shoes and shower the audience with a bucketful of real crap.when he runs at them.

5. Cat's scraping post.