Murali targets a fantastic 800!

*What a guy!*

Who's in second place on the all time run outs list?

Dung? B Grade? Turbanator?

embee wrote:Who's in second place on the all time run outs list?

Dung? B Grade? Turbanator?

chuck(le)

Hope the cheating little qunt takes 0-500 in the match.

Begrudgervision:

TGM is being thwarted by the weather.

Murali = cheating qunt

Steady on old bean. That could be taken as provocative talk.

Motherfu*ker ain't getting sh!t.

Muttiah Muraitheran is a cheat - and those arse-licking BCCI-worshipping dolts at the ICC who have allowed the aforesaid cheat's career to flourish are not fit to change Horrie's nappies.

I think Bas may be onto sumpent.

This thread is a disgrace.

I'm sick of threads about that horrible bug-eyed little qunt.

Can't we just wipe him from the annals of history and pretend he never happened?

If we want to celebrate all-time great Sri Lankan players then I am all for a thread or two about my man Sanga, or Jayasuriya, de Silva.

But enough of this cretin. I'm just glad he's retiring so we can get all the Murali c*ck-sucking over with, whilst everybody in the cricket world says through gritted teeth 'oh he were bloody brilliant he were, and he never chucked a ball 'cause the scientists proved it as soon as they'd changed the bleedin laws to make sure it were all alreet.'

Yeah, f*ck off qunt faces.

Everybody knows about Murali and everybody in the game is thinking it, people have just been banned from saying it nowadays.

Do you have a petition I can sign, Chiv?

Now ol' boggle eyes has gone can we have our laws back?

The qunt hasn't gone yet. The smart money is on him rescinding his retirement to allow him one further Test to get to 800, in the event that the anti-Chuck monsoon currently raging over Galle prevents him reaching the milestone in this Test.

And that'd be typical of the ICC. Chuck retires and they rescind (yes, that's my word of the day) the 15 degrees of bend rule.

If Dean Jones can have his Father of the Year award retrospectively removed, then Chuch should have his 800 wickets retrospectively struck off the records.

Gary 111 wrote:Now ol' boggle eyes has gone can we have our laws back?

skully wrote:And that'd be typical of the ICC. Chuck retires and they rescind (yes, that's my word of the day) the 15 degrees of bend rule.

But everyone bends their arm by up to 15 degrees, just ask the ICC. Their in-depth research, which never released for the public to see, showed that.

Chivalry Augustus wrote:This thread is a disgrace.

I'm sick of threads about that horrible bug-eyed little qunt.

Can't we just wipe him from the annals of history and pretend he never happened?

If we want to celebrate all-time great Sri Lankan players then I am all for a thread or two about my man Sanga, or Jayasuriya, de Silva.

But enough of this cretin. I'm just glad he's retiring so we can get all the Murali c*ck-sucking over with, whilst everybody in the cricket world says through gritted teeth 'oh he were bloody brilliant he were, and he never chucked a ball 'cause the scientists proved it as soon as they'd changed the bleedin laws to make sure it were all alreet.'

Yeah, f*ck off qunt faces.

Everybody knows about Murali and everybody in the game is thinking it, people have just been banned from saying it nowadays.

Erm, I think you'll find just about all the non-subis that follow world cricket have been saying loudly since Boxing Day 1996 that he's a cheatin' pingin' little qunt. Nice bloke but.

Gary 111 wrote:Now ol' boggle eyes has gone can we have our laws back?

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Muttiah Muralitharan is playing his last test match at Galle against India.He has taken 792 wickets in test cricket and could achieve the 800 wickets Everest.He is a great bowler and no doubt cricket fans will miss him for sure.

jaxter wrote:Muttiah Muralitharan is playing his last test match at Galle against India.He has taken 792 wickets in test cricket and could achieve the 800 wickets Everest.He is a great bowler chucker who helped bring the race card to the fore and no doubt cricket and his fans going to miss him while the vast majority, who think he is a pinger will be happy to see the back of him.

Fixed.

Aye, thank Christ he's nearly gone now. Speaking to people at grounds around the country I've never heard anything but "Well, he's great at taking wickets but he cheats in doing so".