West Indies v India, 1st Test, Jamaica, June 20-24, 2011

I'll enjoy them while I can.

Do you keep your dildo in a bucket?

How dare you refer to the missus as a bucket?

Sure, she's a bit slacker than she used to be, but we've all seen better days...

West Indies: so far, yet so far.

Dello wrote:How dare you refer to the missus as a bucket?

Sure, she's a bit slacker than she used to be, but we've all seen better days...

[snorfle]

India will probably bat better in the next test. I have a feeling Vijay is going to score big, once he gets his brain out of T20 mode and Mukund wasn't unimpressive. The LaxMan is bound to get runs in some innings though I don't see him displaying his super human powers in this series.

I don't see the WIndies winning, not if they bat like this. Barath has talent and grit though and anyone who looks so eerily like Lara, as Bravo does, has got to be brilliant. Just has to be. They need to get Samuels in there. Maybe Simmons does need to keep.

From the bits I saw, Ishant seems to have his rhythm back. He bowled pretty well. And obviously the Wall still has it.

I still think we are going to dick on India.

As in sh:t, or as in "Pre-sent dicks"?

It's a valid saying. Didn't you read the newsletter?

Brass Monkey wrote:As Tremlett's asking for, our best chance it to bring some zing to the pitches,

i hope so. thats usually our best chance of winning an away series as well. brings the bowling line-ups more on par

I agree. They're probably one of two teams I wouldn't usually like to have helpful pitches against - the other being SA(as they can outbowl us as much as India can outbat us). But the way our bowlers are bowling at the minute, we need all the help we can get.

will also make for some more interesting cricket than some of the usual test snooze-fests. especially the london tests

trent bridge and edgbaston will probably decide the series

Yeah, it'd be nice to get something other that weako, shitarse shirtfronts from the greedy fat sh!ts who've usually actually got a bit of money already. I don't seem how, at least, a bit of pace in the pitches could harm. But it won't happen. Too much greed. Edgy and TB are usually a bit better, a bit more fan friendly. Because they aren't Southern pieces of sh!t.

Let's not kid ourselves, India will probably lose the first test (Lord's I think). So one of the London tests will have a result.

No, I can't see the prospective Indian line-up losing 20 wickets on that featherbed.

India could play the Chorly blind, handicapped, six toed, one armed, under 9s girls side on the M25 as the first test of ther series and still somehow manage to lose it.

If they all got run over, you mean?