Re: The 'number 1' ranking

by Jontyh Sun 07 Aug 2011, 00:59

Yorkie Jill wrote:Whip, check. Handcuffs, check. Fishnets, check. Long leather boots, check.

Would I wear them all together with a weird sleeved garment and a suggestive tilt to my hips? Nah.

Damn.

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 01:57

Nah, I'm sure Shamone or Simone would look better. Not Jacques, though. He'd look terrifying. Maybe Dello will 'shop us a pic.

by lardbucket Sun 07 Aug 2011, 02:00

not in the outfit you describe, I trust

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 02:04

Jacques, resplendent in stockings and a strategically placed bargain bucket.

by lardbucket Sun 07 Aug 2011, 02:08

you are a bad woman

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 02:17

my eyes are bleeding at just the imaginary sight of it.

by eowyn Sun 07 Aug 2011, 08:20

I hope the bargain bucket is for his head, he looks decided weird in the pic above.

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 08:45

I think the bucket would be for his KFC.

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 11:14

Zat wrote:I think the bucket would be for his KFC.

If only he read this forum.

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:08

You mean that wasn't a real picture?

And while I appreciate your double smiley, where's my pos for a witty observation? I mean it's ok for you and other saddoes to go around begging for it, but when someone contributes a little gem you don't give. You pos whore.

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:22

I stopped giving out reps a few months back, because it's gash. I stopped begging for them, ohhh, I didn't actually start. But thanks for taking notice. Here have a rep. Meh. Have two.

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:26

Maybe I should have joined in the rep whores, er, wars. I reckon I woulda done good.

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:26

Oh, thanks for the pos, Danny.

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:28

Zat wrote:Maybe I should have joined in the rep whores, er, wars. I reckon I woulda done good.

Nahhh, you've got the moral title, surely that's all that matters?

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:28

Do I look Indian?

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:30

It's what's inside that counts!

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:33

Fark! Do I look like Bucky, with an Indian inside?

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:39

I don't know - are you 6'4", 25 stone of muscle with long flowing locks and helicopters hovering above your head?

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:51

Nope.

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 12:56

Well, you could still be Bucky in that case!

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 13:47

Nice avatar Dan.

by Brass Monkey Sun 07 Aug 2011, 13:53

Cheers. It was easy in the end. Shows how unbelievably lazy I am that it took me until now to do it.

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 14:10

Well, I didn't know that. You could've been slaving over it every day after work for all I knew. Moving pictures are well magical to me. Imagine what I'm like with a tv.

by Zat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 14:14

Yorkie Jill wrote:Imagine what I'm like with a tv.

With this..?
The 'number 1' ranking - Page 9 Transvestite

by Yorkie Jill Sun 07 Aug 2011, 14:27

Is that you? Only I don't want to offend you if it is.

And nah, he's not moving. If he was, I'd be practically hypnotised.

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